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Previously on "What's the betting this religion grows at a faster rate than Christianity?"

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  • Fungus
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    Originally posted by mcquiggd
    Semtex would get the job quicker, and they seem to quite partial to it already.
    I can imagine the scene when the rectally located semtex goes off:

    [begin accent = Silly Indian]

    "Oh Mohammed, I think you put too much chilli powder in the curry."
    "Sorry Ali, I call that one my 9/11 special."

    [end accent]

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  • mcquiggd
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    Semtex would get the job quicker, and they seem to quite partial to it already.

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  • sasguru
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    Perhaps we could put a chill-out drug into halal meat. Sort out the cranial-rectal (heads up arses) problem the Muslims seem to have.

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  • hyperD
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    "And breath out... Amen"

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  • Dundeegeorge
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    So you've never heard of

    Originally posted by hyperD
    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4737994.stm



    Might put forward the argument that smoking weed is an essential tool for people to talk with god.
    Rastafaria?

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  • What's the betting this religion grows at a faster rate than Christianity?

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/4737994.stm

    A small US congregation can use hallucinogenic tea as part of its rituals to connect with God, the Supreme Court has ruled.

    The hoasca tea is considered sacred to members of the group, O Centro Espirita Beneficiente Uniao do Vegetal.

    In its ruling, the court said the government must allow the use of the tea under religious freedom laws.
    Might put forward the argument that smoking weed is an essential tool for people to talk with god.

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