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If I jumped without a parachute, forget the £10
there would be a new deepest coal mine in this country, andit would be so deep, MF would be complaining about the millions of chilean miners that came zooming out
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No, i'm not going down there to run your build file for SKA.Originally posted by AtW View PostI'll give you a tenner to go right to the bottom of the deepest coal mine in the UK, deal?
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You would have to offer millions to even get me to think about it.
I am tulip scared of heights.
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I'll sponsor EO for a tenner if he does it without a parachute.
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No ******* way would I let any child of mine, of legal age or not, jump out of a perfectly good aeroplane for 'fun.'Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostMy 18 yr old daughter wants me to pay for her to jump out of a plane as her christmas present.
now she wants me to do it as well
has anyone here ever done it ? what about that tandem malarky ?

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Have a look at this websiteOriginally posted by EternalOptimist View PostMy 18 yr old daughter wants me to pay for her to jump out of a plane as her christmas present.
now she wants me to do it as well
has anyone here ever done it ? what about that tandem malarky ?

Tandem is fun, but costly prices vary from £150 to £300, if you do a charity dive, you will end up having to raise a minimum amount before they'll let you dive.
You'll enjoy it!
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Why not walk across a motorway, it’s exhilarating, it’s cheaper and more chance of survival
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I've never done it for pleasure. Never will.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostMy 18 yr old daughter wants me to pay for her to jump out of a plane as her christmas present.
now she wants me to do it as well
has anyone here ever done it ? what about that tandem malarky ?

If she wants to have a go then why not get her to do it for charity and collect the relevant sponsorship?
Saves you forking out the beer tokens. It would also test her commitment.
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Parachute jumping
My 18 yr old daughter wants me to pay for her to jump out of a plane as her christmas present.
now she wants me to do it as well
has anyone here ever done it ? what about that tandem malarky ?
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