Reply to: FFS!!!!!!!

[MarillionFan]

Part of his 'winding up pendants' act.

No. I meant pheasant. An old fat bird.

Hth

MF

[Ruprect]

Part of his 'winding up pendants' act.

Ah. Thanks

[BolshieBastard]

You might change your tune if you ever move out of your mum and dad's place and have to pay your own energy bills.

HTH

Dream on sheepshagger. Independence cant come soon enough for you lot.

[hyperD]

You'll change your view during divorce proceedings...

Yup, you find that the not so fragant half certainly are informed of their "entitlement".

[minestrone]

Eh?

Is this just you not being able to spell?

Part of his 'winding up pendants' act.

[Ruprect]

Pheasant.

Eh?

Is this just you not being able to spell?

[Clippy]

Maybe you should get a new wife? Might be worth it in the long run...

FTFY.

[suityou01]

[minestrone]

My missus thinks that if the heating is on and it gets to the thermostat level then the heating is off because the boiler is not firing, so then she flicks the switch thinking she is turning it on when all she is doing is turning it off.

She keeps turning the heating off in the middle of the day.

"so darling... if we are in a car going down a hill at 21 miles an hour and we are not pressing the accelerator is the car on?"

[MarillionFan]

Just got back from a week away to find the missus left the heating on constant full blast.

Gghhnnnnnnnnaaaaarrrghhhh!!!

Pheasant.

[AtW]

HTH

Is this your new signature shaun? Must be since you've always been a right winker

[shaunbhoy]

And!?

Better than coming back to find frozen pipes had burst creating far more problems.

You might change your tune if you ever move out of your mum and dad's place and have to pay your own energy bills.

HTH

[Moscow Mule]

Maybe you should get a thermostat? Might be worth it in the long run...

[Ruprect]

And!?

Better than coming back to find frozen pipes had burst creating far more problems.

To be fair the house was nice and warm

[BolshieBastard]

Just got back from a week away to find the missus left the heating on constant full blast.

Gghhnnnnnnnnaaaaarrrghhhh!!!

And!?

Better than coming back to find frozen pipes had burst creating far more problems.