Originally posted by TimberWolf
View Post
- Visitors can check out the Forum FAQ by clicking this link. You have to register before you can post: click the REGISTER link above to proceed. To start viewing messages, select the forum that you want to visit from the selection below. View our Forum Privacy Policy.
- Want to receive the latest contracting news and advice straight to your inbox? Sign up to the ContractorUK newsletter here. Every sign up will also be entered into a draw to WIN £100 Amazon vouchers!
Reply to: Flat Earth
Collapse
You are not logged in or you do not have permission to access this page. This could be due to one of several reasons:
- You are not logged in. If you are already registered, fill in the form below to log in, or follow the "Sign Up" link to register a new account.
- You may not have sufficient privileges to access this page. Are you trying to edit someone else's post, access administrative features or some other privileged system?
- If you are trying to post, the administrator may have disabled your account, or it may be awaiting activation.
Logging in...
Previously on "Flat Earth"
Collapse
-
she sounds like a fine woman. Has she ever been to the pole ?Originally posted by moorfield View PostMy missus lives on my goolies. She doesn't seem to think it's weird.

Leave a comment:
-
You do talk some bollocks...Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostSome bloke down the pub was telling me that if one of my balls was as big as the earth, it wouldnt be very smooth at all.
Can you imagine that ? living on someones goolie. that'd be weird that would

Leave a comment:
-
Some bloke down the pub was telling me that if one of my balls was as big as the earth, it wouldnt be very smooth at all.Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostI've heard it said that if the earth were the size of a billiard ball it would feel just as smooth.
Can you imagine that ? living on someones goolie. that'd be weird that would
Leave a comment:
-
I've heard it said that if the earth were the size of a billiard ball it would feel just as smooth.
Leave a comment:
-
Flat Earth
Ever wondered what all the water on the Earth's surface would look like if it were placed in a sphere above the USA? Well wonder no more:

Just goes to show how flat the world is.
Photos: If All of Earth's Water was put into Single Sphere, from the USGS Water Science SchoolLast edited by TimberWolf; 1 January 2011, 18:05.Tags: None
- Home
- News & Features
- First Timers
- IR35 / S660 / BN66
- Employee Benefit Trusts
- Agency Workers Regulations
- MSC Legislation
- Limited Companies
- Dividends
- Umbrella Company
- VAT / Flat Rate VAT
- Job News & Guides
- Money News & Guides
- Guide to Contracts
- Successful Contracting
- Contracting Overseas
- Contractor Calculators
- MVL
- Contractor Expenses
Advertisers
Contractor Services
CUK News
- Dividends in 2026/27: an expert’s explainer for contractors Mar 13 07:20
- Contracting Awards 2026 opens for entries — with new AI category Mar 12 07:26
- Contractors, beware these four traps in the UK’s Statutory Residence Test Mar 11 00:23
- ‘Stable’ IT contractor demand moved near growth in February 2026 Mar 10 06:49
- What is a tax-efficient salary for 2026/27 as a limited company director? Mar 9 06:23
- Why the McCann Review is the latest failure of the Loan Charge scandal Mar 6 06:53
- What did Spring Statement 2026 say about mortgages? Mar 5 07:29
- Rachel Reeves overlooks contractors in ‘thin’ Spring Statement 2026 Mar 4 07:15
- Spring Statement 2026: chancellor’s full speech Mar 3 21:03
- Unlike today’s ‘boring’ Spring Statement 2026, Make Work Pay is transformative for contractors Mar 3 07:45

Leave a comment: