Reply to: Last minute chrimbo prezzies

[Zippy]

You should be. Spent some time with Air Accident Investigation Branch a few years ago and that was an eye opener.

HTH

That was mean

<snigger>

[Paddy]

[AtW]

Truce?

It's either truce or dare

[Cliphead]

Is that why you've positioned yourself behind white bear?

You on the sauce Alexei? What would a white bear be doing on an airliner?

I have to say the time I spent with AAIB made me a better pilot if a worse passenger. Every pilot should have a visit to the hangars at Farnborough (if indeed they're still there).

[cailin maith]

No, you ruined it first by getting Spod into it!

Truce?

[AtW]

Naw, I want to see what I'm going to impact with, even if it's just the person sitting in front of me.

Is that why you've positioned yourself behind white bear?

[AtW]

Ach, no way, you've just ruined it

No, you ruined it first by getting Spod into it!

[Cliphead]

You mean eye closer?

Naw, I want to see what I'm going to impact with, even if it's just the person sitting in front of me.

[cailin maith]

I'll be holding his ex's hand in my hand - he'd have to hold hers to make a circle or run away

Ach, no way, you've just ruined it

[AtW]

Spent some time with Air Accident Investigation Branch a few years ago and that was an eye opener.

You mean eye closer?

[AtW]

You do realise that if I'm holding one hand, chances are Spod will be holding the other

I'll be holding his ex's hand in my hand - he'd have to hold hers to make a circle or run away

[Cliphead]

...but then again I am terrified of flying anyway so maybe it would work out well afterall

You should be. Spent some time with Air Accident Investigation Branch a few years ago and that was an eye opener.

HTH

[cailin maith]

Nah, all I need is you to hold my hand during the flight and listen to my confessions - 4 hours should be enough.

You do realise that if I'm holding one hand, chances are Spod will be holding the other

[AtW]

You need drugs

Nah, all I need is you to hold my hand during the flight and listen to my confessions - 4 hours should be enough.

[cailin maith]

I don't have much confidence in Heathrow recovering by Monday next week, but then again I am terrified of flying anyway so maybe it would work out well afterall

You need drugs - go to the Dr, get some valium, take a handful when you get on the flight. Trust me, you'll be out for the count.