Annoyed from SE...

[Churchill]

Try owning a Jag. It is a fact of life. Both of them were keyed on every panel within 2 weeks of buying them.

The garage said that's normal and you can either perpetually pay to have it fixed, or live with it.

I know that doesn't help you, but take some reassurance: once a car has been keyed, it tends not to be keyed again.

My Jag was never keyed.

That said the Orange RR had one of its badges nicked from the tailgate that left a scratch. F*ckers.

LANCE
Still got your Malibu?

VINCENT
You know what some ****er did to it
the other day?

LANCE
What?

VINCENT
******' keyed it.

LANCE
Oh man, that's ****ed up.

VINCENT
Tell me about it. I had the goddamn
thing in storage three years. It's
out five ******' days – five days,
and some dickless piece of tulip ****s
with it.

LANCE
They should be ******' killed. No
trial, no jury, straight to execution.


VINCENT
I just wish I caught 'em doin' it,
ya know? Oh man, I'd give anything
to catch 'em doin' it. It'a been
worth his doin' it, if I coulda just
caught 'em, you know what I mean?

LANCE
It's chicken tulip. You don't ****
another man's vehicle.

[RichardCranium]

I would just like to thank the ugly f**ker who has this morning decided to put a 6 inch key scratch down the side of my 8month old new car

Hope you feel better for having done this - it is certainly given me the hump.

Try owning a Jag. It is a fact of life. Both of them were keyed on every panel within 2 weeks of buying them.

The garage said that's normal and you can either perpetually pay to have it fixed, or live with it.

I know that doesn't help you, but take some reassurance: once a car has been keyed, it tends not to be keyed again.

[chef]

I once had a girl stand on the bonnet of my car and attempt to put a large rock through the windscreen

she had issues and we'd just broken up, I found out the next morning

[Churchill]

I would just like to thank the ugly f**ker who has this morning decided to put a 6 inch key scratch down the side of my 8month old new car

Hope you feel better for having done this - it is certainly given me the hump.

Death is too good for 'em.

Any CCTV cameras around?

[suityou01]

I would just like to thank the ugly f**ker who has this morning decided to put a 6 inch key scratch down the side of my 8month old new car

Hope you feel better for having done this - it is certainly given me the hump.

Scum.

[DimPrawn]

I had one of my cars completely keyed up when I lived in Swindon. We're talking the whole length of every panel down to the metal. Made me a bit miffed too.

[kaiser78]

I would just like to thank the ugly f**ker who has this morning decided to put a 6 inch key scratch down the side of my 8month old new car

Hope you feel better for having done this - it is certainly given me the hump.