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  • TykeMerc
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Ok, I've got the four naked girls, now where do I find a Japanese hot tub?
    CM hasn't got one?

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    Divorce?
    No no no no no. There are cheaper ways.

    Anyway, to avoid the in-laws, some Tegaserod in their tea should keep them entertained in another room away from you.

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  • Gibbon
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I'm very angry today. Probably due to the cold, snow and the prospect of spending a week with the inlaws.



    Anyone got an anger management tips?
    Kylie in the "Lioness on a cheesegrater" position works for me

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  • moorfield
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    and the prospect of spending a week with the inlaws.



    Anyone got an anger management tips?

    Imagine its the other way round and the inlaws are coming to you, and bringing their incontinent dog with them, and it has a habit of leaving turds around your house on Christmas Day.

    I guarantee this thought will keep you nice and calm.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by Paddy View Post
    Japanese hot tub with four naked girls.
    Ok, I've got the four naked girls, now where do I find a Japanese hot tub?

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  • Paddy
    replied
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I'm very angry today. Probably due to the cold, snow and the prospect of spending a week with the inlaws.



    Anyone got an anger management tips?
    Japanese hot tub with four naked girls.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I'm very angry today. Probably due to the cold, snow and the prospect of spending a week with the inlaws.



    Anyone got an anger management tips?
    It may not work for you, but I always think of little Timmy in our street who was run over by a traction steam roller when he was six. I think of the wheelchair that he is confined in, his neck braces, zimmer frame and the rods in his skull.
    And I think, 'Thank God. Thank God there is enough aluminium left over in the world for the tinnies in my fridge'



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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Anyone got an anger management tips?
    Divorce?

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  • original PM
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    a big fat joint

    you may still be angry but you just won't care enough to do anything about it!

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  • DimPrawn
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    **** off!


    Seriously.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    I'm very angry today. Probably due to the cold, snow and the prospect of spending a week with the inlaws.



    Anyone got an anger management tips?
    I'm very good with dealing with anger.

    RIP THEIR ******* HEADS OFF!

    HTH

    MF

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  • ThomasSoerensen
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    Tell the inlaws exactly how you feel.

    If you hide it you just have to repeat it next year. Take the confrontation and enjoy never seeing your inlwas again.

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  • Tingles
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    You need to vent more.



    Tone

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  • DimPrawn
    started a topic Angry

    Angry

    I'm very angry today. Probably due to the cold, snow and the prospect of spending a week with the inlaws.



    Anyone got an anger management tips?
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