Reply to: Sometimes I Feel Like Banging Your Bloody Heads Together.

[norrahe]

Nick

How come the load time of the Telegraph on my Blackberry is acceptable, but when I try to load CUK - it takes forever and looks tulipe?

Same on any Droid phone

[Troll]

Nick

How come the load time of the Telegraph on my Blackberry is acceptable, but when I try to load CUK - it takes forever and looks tulipe?

[MarillionFan]

Not so lovely now I'd imagine.

Looks like her time of the month now.

[TykeMerc]

His finger is one of Mrs Palm's lovely daughters

Not so lovely now I'd imagine.

[SupremeSpod]

I can tune you out see, so I probably missed that.

Doesn't 'decapitating' refer only to heads?

His finger is one of Mrs Palm's lovely daughters

[MaryPoppins]

You don't hear me banging on about decapitating my finger do you?!? Hanging it off it was. Very painful. Lots of blood. But do you hear me going on about it! Do you? DO YOU?

I can tune you out see, so I probably missed that.

Doesn't 'decapitating' refer only to heads?

[SupremeSpod]

You don't hear me banging on about decapitating my finger do you?!? Hanging it off it was. Very painful. Lots of blood. But do you hear me going on about it! Do you? DO YOU?

Er yeah.

[MarillionFan]

Just when I start to thaw towards you......

You don't hear me banging on about decapitating my finger do you?!? Hanging it off it was. Very painful. Lots of blood. But do you hear me going on about it! Do you? DO YOU?

[TimberWolf]

List of unsolved problems in mathematics - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[EternalOptimist]

A lot of you lot need some real problems.

actually Nick, what you are witnessing is the result of a million years of eveolution. a success story.

let me explain.
In tribe one - the smeg tribe, they were never very good hunters, gatherers or planners, so they used to spend every evening having serious conversations about where there next mammoth or berry was coming from.
In the second tribe, the stigs, they were so good that they never had a problem getting scoff, so they sat around all night arguing about the most stupid things.

Its is clear that the community here are decended from the stig cavemen, whilst guardian reading, limp wristed, wishy wash airy fairy arty farty tree hugging pinko leftist benefit claiming bum bandits serious topics only, are decended from the smeggers.

[MaryPoppins]

Are you still banging on about your bloody heart attack!

Me me me!

Just when I start to thaw towards you......

[MarillionFan]

A lot of you lot need some real problems.

Are you still banging on about your bloody heart attack!

Me me me!

[Troll]

Oh **** off you bleeding heart bedwetter!

WHS +1

[shaunbhoy]

A lot of you lot need some real problems.

Don't excite yourself gramps!

[Gibbon]

A lot of you lot need some real problems.

Judging from some of the recent threads, some of them already have, especially in the delusional area.