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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    What the bloody hell were you doing in there?
    (And who were you doing it to?)
    I was looking for the goldfish. Honest.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Seriously, you should be watching this space.

    I doubt very much that you'll come up with a house price, what I had for dinner, climate change, word association, what car to buy, saw a were rabbit digging up a grave, how to get urine stains out of a duvet or SKA related question that hasn't been asked (numerous times) on this forum before.
    ftfy

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  • Wodewick
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    sha512 - do you like cats?

    I've found the booze lads! It's hidden in his wardrobe.
    <Beeeeeeeeellllch>
    'kin Archers
    <Beeeeeeeeellllch>
    Thats horrible...
    <Mmmmmph>
    I don't think I should have drunk the whole bottle...
    <Mmmmmph>


    Sorry lads....

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    sha512 - do you like cats?

    I've found the booze lads! It's hidden in his wardrobe.
    What the bloody hell were you doing in there?
    (And who were you doing it to?)

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  • Zippy
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    sha512 - do you like cats?

    I've found the booze lads! It's hidden in his wardrobe.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by sha512 View Post
    Thanks guys.
    I have been doing some reading and speaking too. The LTD route sounds enticing but I will probably do one or two umbrellas before considering setting up my own company.

    I will continue reading and may have some questions so watch this space.
    Seriously, you should be watching this space.

    I doubt very much that you'll come up with a contracting related question that hasn't been asked (numerous times) on this forum before.

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  • sha512
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    Thanks guys.
    I have been doing some reading and speaking too. The LTD route sounds enticing but I will probably do one or two umbrellas before considering setting up my own company.

    I will continue reading and may have some questions so watch this space.

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  • badger7579
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    Originally posted by sha512 View Post
    Hello guys,

    I have decided to move into the world of contracting.

    I have never done a contract before so what things to I need to do before I can start applying for contracts ?

    ATM, I have signed up to a recruitment agency and they have setup afew interviews for me. They use umbrella companies to mange accounts. I am alittle concerned they might ask for 'certain' info of which I am unaware. Any insight would be greatly appreciated.

    Thanks.

    Ah bless..... Contracting is a lovely fluffy world where you get to set your own hours and get paid tulip loads for very little work...

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Could have been HAB. He may have offered more than the wiping!
    but would he give him a reacharound?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Bit harsh.
    Could have been HAB. He may have offered more than the wiping!

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  • chef
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Bit harsh.
    agreed, I assumed they would accept it for free.. edited
    Last edited by chef; 6 December 2010, 15:19.

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  • administrator
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Bit harsh.
    But fair

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by chef View Post
    As Admin said, if you bend over we'll wipe you're arse for you as well..

    try doing a bit of research for starters reading the First Timers section over on the right, then read the Sticky and ask questions that show you have atleast done your research other than "hi, I'm new to all this, tell me everything you know and have learnt and I will accept it for free"..
    Bit harsh.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Hordes.

    HTH.



    where's the drinks cabinet?
    and his pron stash Take a look at that film collection

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  • chef
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    As Admin said, if you bend over we'll wipe you're arse for you as well..

    try doing a bit of research for starters reading the First Timers section over on the right, then read the Sticky and ask questions that show you have atleast done your research other than "hi, I'm new to all this, tell me everything you know and have learnt"..
    Last edited by chef; 6 December 2010, 15:17.

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