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  • lightng
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    More like

    It starts off like that then quickly turns full blown hysterics with much involuntary spit and snot involved. Thanks for reminding me MF.

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Get yer coat Bunk.
    and invest in some plastic bedsheets

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Bunk View Post
    Get yer coat Bunk.

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  • Bunk
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Ah yes, those come to (bunk) bed eyes

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by lightng View Post
    Nowt wrong with her eyes. This is a look I often get when women try to visually process the true extent of my manhood. Ok, maybe that happens only with inward turning eyes.
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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Paddy is ordering his Russian bride before Russia joins the EU and they don't need an ugly middle aged bloke to marry....
    Paddy. If you do order one, can you also order me 80 Russian sledges. Mine have gone missing.

    Thx

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  • mudskipper
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    I actually do find women with turns in their eyes quite sexy, but they have to be inward turns.
    Like this?

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    Paddy is ordering his Russian bride before Russia joins the EU and they don't need an ugly middle aged bloke to marry....
    WDPS

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  • lightng
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    Nowt wrong with her eyes. This is a look I often get when women try to visually process the true extent of my manhood. Ok, maybe that happens only with inward turning eyes.

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  • Clippy
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Ah yes, those come to (bunk) bed eyes

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    One eye on the door, one eye on the toilets.
    And she looks like she is going to frisbee the saucer into the camera man's neck.
    Ah yes, those come to (bunk) bed eyes

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  • minestrone
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    I actually do find women with turns in their eyes quite sexy, but they have to be inward turns.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by kandr View Post
    Am I missing something here? What is the point of this thread?
    Are you having a laugh?

    Pot


    Kettle


    etc.

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  • kandr
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    Am I missing something here? What is the point of this thread?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by minestrone View Post
    One eye on the door, one eye on the toilets.

    And she looks like she is going to frisbee the saucer into the camera man's neck.


    Her look is very....80's, I'll admit. Frosted lipstick.

    Hope you found someone you liked though.

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