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Previously on "Virgin cables melting the snow??"

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  • norrahe
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    You have to let them ferment a bit before they start melting the snow.

    Ooops.

    Did I say that aloud?
    I thought you would have eaten the evidence

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  • doodab
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I would suggest going outside with a couple of rusty coathangers...

    Oh in second thoughts, with your track record, probably best not to start a rumour about that as well.
    A rumour that he's running a backstreet abortion clinic?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by kandr View Post
    How do you know this cable is laid there? Could be the decomposing body of your freshly slain crazy ex?
    More likely an ancient Ley Line. I would suggest going outside with a couple of rusty coathangers...

    Oh in second thoughts, with your track record, probably best not to start a rumour about that as well.

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  • Wilmslow
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    Originally posted by kandr View Post
    How do you know this cable is laid there? Could be the decomposing body of your freshly slain crazy ex?
    Don't give me ideas......

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  • kandr
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    I have cable on my road – where the cable is laid on the pavement, the snow and frost has melted.

    I know I am getting a lot of x rated stuff through my tv and internet, but surely not enough to melt my street?
    How do you know this cable is laid there? Could be the decomposing body of your freshly slain crazy ex?

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  • Wilmslow
    started a topic Virgin cables melting the snow??

    Virgin cables melting the snow??

    I have cable on my road – where the cable is laid on the pavement, the snow and frost has melted.

    I know I am getting a lot of x rated stuff through my tv and internet, but surely not enough to melt my street?
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