Reply to: You shouldn't, but would you?

[MaryPoppins]

is (or was by the time you read this) on the One Show. She looks about 30 and claims never to have had cosmetic surgery.

According to the Wiki she was born in 1933! Good genes or what. Her neck doesn't even look wrinkly. If I didn't know her age...

I've met her actually, about 8 years ago. She really must have an amazing surgeon, she looks great up close, too. She's a stunner, and a nice lady too.

[norrahe]

Also in the Wiki:



But for Prince Phillip she could be patron saint of CUK.

She's got a damn good plastic surgeon!

She also wears a wig, a friend of mine was the doorman at the ivy when we were students, and apparently her syrup got blown off in a gust of wind one evening. He had to go and retrieve it from the street.

[TimberWolf]

is (or was by the time you read this) on the One Show. She looks about 30 and claims never to have had cosmetic surgery.

According to the Wiki she was born in 1933! Good genes or what. Her neck doesn't even look wrinkly. If I didn't know her age...

Also in the Wiki:

In early 2005 Collins commented that she had rejoined the Conservative Party stating, "The Labour Party doesn't care about the British people."

She also continues to contribute as The Spectator Magazine Guest Diarist, something she has done since the late 1990s. Collins also writes occasionally for the Daily Mail, The Times, The Daily Telegraph, The Lady, and in the USA, Harper's Bazaar. In September 2008 Collins signed on to the Sunday Telegraph as a weekly opinions columnist through the final quarter of the year before leaving to pursue other projects.

She has commented that she was a huge supporter of former prime minister, Margaret Thatcher. Collins is also a staunch monarchist, remaining loyal to the British Royal Family.

But for Prince Phillip she could be patron saint of CUK.

[TimberWolf]

Joan Collins

is (or was by the time you read this) on the One Show. She looks about 30 and claims never to have had cosmetic surgery.

According to the Wiki she was born in 1933! Good genes or what. Her neck doesn't even look wrinkly. If I didn't know her age...

[KenSwain2]

A jolly good wheeze ...

.... and an intesting thread to while away a few snowed-in minutes. Thanks to all! :-)

[MaryPoppins]

Terribly sorry. I will stick with Tommy Lee Jones then. I'd do some filthy stuff to him; which is probably slightly wrong given he's old enough to be my Grandad.

How embarrassing. I got the wrong person - I knew the pic didn't look right. I meant Billy Bob Thornton.

[wobbegong]

Bwwwaaaahhhhaaaaahhhhaaaaaa.

Sorry.

At this time of night, I can see that'll have to do, so 'accepted'. NEVER mention the ginger Beelzebub again. OK?

[Zippy]

I want you to think about what you've said, and then retract it with a carefully worded apology.

Bwwwaaaahhhhaaaaahhhhaaaaaa.

Sorry.

[wobbegong]

The moral of the story is - don't pluck your eyebrows or you'll end up looking like Ming the Merciless.
Her face is actually quite attractive. It's the rest of her that's the problem.

I want you to think about what you've said, and then retract it with a carefully worded apology.

[norrahe]

And another one for you girlies to go all goooey over!

Phwoah! Well sexy like

[shaunbhoy]

I shall halt this mysogenistic theme and offer one for the laydees

And another one for you girlies to go all goooey over!

[norrahe]

At least this guy can cook

http://i.telegraph.co.uk/telegraph/m...e_1381997c.jpg

[Zippy]

I shall halt this mysogenistic theme and offer one for the laydees

[shaunbhoy]

Are you saying you would though?

Not even with AtW's!!

[fckvwls]

Never seen anyone this ugly with only one head before!!

Are you saying you would though?