Government to monitor happiness

[hyperD]

I'd be happy seeing Prescott and Pickles spit roasted over an open fire in order to feed the poor on Christmas day with Cameron selling chestnuts in a London street market and MacMental being hit like a piñata by a bunch of dwarves dressed in moon boots and stockings.

[thunderlizard]

Yes, I'm sure we wouldn't have griped about all those CCTV cameras if we'd known they are actually "happiness monitors".

Happy

[Spacecadet]

Government to monitor nation's happiness - Telegraph

Where do I start on this one?

Message to government. FOAD.

at least they've qualified what they're going to monitor. New Labour just wanted to monitor everything!

[original PM]

as Cameron says there is more to life than money (unless obviously you are one of his mates and want to save money by bringing in more bobs)

why is it that the people who only judge their life by how much money they have try and tell everyone else that money is not important - complete hipocrisy

and besides

some people will only be happy when they are sweating their bnuts of in the gym (which costs money)

other will only be happy if they are ripped to the t*ts on recreational drugs (which cost money)

and a further group will only be happy if they can stuff their faces with meat filled with cheese (which costs money)

meanwhile a futher group....


Oh you get the idea

Plonker

[TimberWolf]

If you're happy and you know it, and you really want to show it, can't you raise your hands?
If you're happy and you know it, then your face will surely show it. If you're happy and you know it, then your vote ought to show it <stomp your feet>

[kandr]

Government to monitor nation's happiness - Telegraph

Where do I start on this one?

Message to government. FOAD.

YOu can see where this will lead, prozac in the water supply to hit government targets.

[DimPrawn]

Government to monitor nation's happiness - Telegraph

Where do I start on this one?

Message to government. FOAD.