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Previously on "Manchester beers tonight..."

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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    That definitely was not safe for work RC.
    How much warning did you need?

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by RichardCranium View Post
    Ooh, she's such a tease. That was only one.

    Here's both of them. (Safe for work? It must be, it's Mary Poppins' tits, FFS. How can that not be safe for work?)

    Context.
    That definitely was not safe for work RC.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Ok EO, I finally give in. Here you go.
    I refuse to look, because I know I will be humiliated. A guy can only take so much

    Im playing this game online, and the leader of my alliance said she would email me a piccie of her boobies if I did an attack. she sent me this







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  • RichardCranium
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Ok EO, I finally give in. Here you go.
    Ooh, she's such a tease. That was only one.

    Here's both of them. (Safe for work? It must be, it's Mary Poppins' tits, FFS. How can that not be safe for work?)

    Context.

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Ok EO, I finally give in. Here you go.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Wilmsy, this is the way to do it.
    hey Mary P. nice brolly, get yer tits out



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  • MaryPoppins
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Well, I might as well not bother going tonight now... thats pretty much wat I was going to say - just with a few more swear words in there!!
    well perhaps he might get the message then!

    Nothing worse than a spineless idiot.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post
    Wilmslow, you're a disrespectful idiot.

    Instead of coming across as 'laddish' (which is, I'm sure, your intention) by referring to her as 'the bunny' here, you look like a tit.

    Just dump her, or shut up about it.
    Well, I might as well not bother going tonight now... thats pretty much wat I was going to say - just with a few more swear words in there!!

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  • MaryPoppins
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    Wilmslow, you're a disrespectful idiot.

    Instead of coming across as 'laddish' (which is, I'm sure, your intention) by referring to her as 'the bunny' here, you look like a tit.

    Just dump her, or shut up about it.

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  • Wilmslow
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    He knows he'll be getting a bollocking from me for his dating mishaps - I'm suprised he's actually looking forward to it
    And do I need it.

    We are going to Nottingham next weekend – the bunny wants me to drive to Wakefield so we can then drive down to Nottingham together.

    As we are both from different sides of the Pennines I want to take the train over.

    Ended up in a floods of tears and hanging the phone up on me phone call, because I am very unreasonable for not spending 9 hours of a weekend travelling all over England when I have a course to be alert for on the Monday morning, and can toddle over direct with a 90 minute train journey.

    I also like to go to a physio for physio Pilates on Saturday mornings – she told me that if she is around my house, I am not to go.

    We spent yesterday evening together at Ceroc, seeing each other on Monday and Wednesday next week, plus the weekend, yet still got the ‘we are not spending enough time’ bunny boil chat with more tears.

    Back to Match.com I think!

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    I thought he was just being pleasant. will you be coming tonight ?



    He knows he'll be getting a bollocking from me for his dating mishaps - I'm suprised he's actually looking forward to it

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    I will give you a darned good Cerocing, any day.....
    oh, its such a pity I am still on the wagon

    a wagon full of barrels


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  • Wilmslow
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    You'll be pulling a train, dancing boy




    I will give you a darned good Cerocing, any day.....

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by fullyautomatix View Post
    Your increased enthusiasm to rub shoulders with CM is dangerous.
    Just thought I'd fix that for you.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Wilmslow View Post
    I was actually hoping for the Hairy Arsed Bloke to mince my buns......
    You'll be pulling a train, dancing boy




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