It's like freezing out, so I've put a fire on...

[scooterscot]

Why is it the Scots always seem to moan the most about the weather?

Remember that episode of red dwarf when rimmer finds his female self trying to get in his pants, an alternate universe, I think I've just slipped into this universe.

[scooterscot]

i am the god of hellfire and I bring you fire.. nothing beats the smell of burning wood.

The wind outside is just drawing the air up so much the log is ash 10 minutes later, even with the vents shut.

[MarillionFan]

Can you turn it up and repost. I'm freezing. The kids want to
put their hands around the phone to warm them up.

[OwlHoot]

Why is it the Scots always seem to moan the most about the weather?

I know it tends to be nippier up there, but tough guys don't whine about a bit of frosbite.

[TimberWolf]

There are still people running around outside in shorts and t-shirts, as usual. I don't know how they get out the door without reconsidering their plans and concluding that a night in would be preferable.

[thunderlizard]

Looks like you're burning a tortoise..?

[scooterscot]

Vests and pants soon if those flames don't calm down...