Santa needs help

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RichardCranium replied

11 November 2010, 14:29
Originally posted by Santa View Post

I wonder if you could help Santa out a little bit?

Oi, Santa Claus, you c**t, buy him a f**king bike. NSFW
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fullyautomatix replied

11 November 2010, 10:31
Make him a baby.
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kandr replied

11 November 2010, 10:15
A round with Tiger Woods, a session with Alan Titchmarsh then a meeting with Isambard Kingdom Brunel (via cloning)
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DimPrawn replied

11 November 2010, 10:12
How about getting him a golf course fitted into his garden?

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DS23 replied

11 November 2010, 10:06
get him a pond & fountain to put in the garden.
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chef replied

11 November 2010, 10:02
a bit obvious but new golf shoes? or a new golf club?
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MarillionFan replied

11 November 2010, 10:01
Prostate examanation
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kandr replied

11 November 2010, 10:01
Originally posted by Santa View Post

Ho Ho Ho,

Good morning one and all,

I wonder if you could help Santa out a little bit?

I have this wonderful gentleman I need to get a present for, he's 56, has hobbies of going to the gym and part time golfer, he enjoys gardening and is an engineer by trade, what could I possibly get as an unusual present?

Not too long to go now, just 43 days, ho ho ho, I do look forward to all those milk and cookies waiting for me.

Santa

A trip to Gleneagles, he can admire the gardens, then play a round of golf.
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sasguru replied

11 November 2010, 09:58
Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post

High-class hooker.

Didn't realise you were over 56 and liked golf and gardening.
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SupremeSpod replied

11 November 2010, 09:56
High-class hooker.
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Santa started a topic Santa needs help

11 November 2010, 09:53
Santa needs help

Ho Ho Ho,

Good morning one and all,

I wonder if you could help Santa out a little bit?

I have this wonderful gentleman I need to get a present for, he's 56, has hobbies of going to the gym and part time golfer, he enjoys gardening and is an engineer by trade, what could I possibly get as an unusual present?

Not too long to go now, just 43 days, ho ho ho, I do look forward to all those milk and cookies waiting for me.

Santa
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