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Previously on "AlfredJPruffock Godlike"

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  • Old Greg
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    And the truest gent on this forum.

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  • thunderlizard
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    hooray!

    PatientEtherisedUponATableLike would have been more apt but less feasible.

    You may eat a peach and walk upon the beach to celebrate.

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  • Wodewick
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    Congrats Beardy oops I mean Bardy

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  • hyperD
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    Brilliant! Well done Mr BardLike!

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Bard like - brilliant

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Originally posted by DS23 View Post
    ajp

    god is a concept
    by which we measure
    our pain
    i'll say it again
    god is a concept
    by which we measure
    our pain

    i don't believe in magic
    i don't believe in i-ching
    i don't believe in bible
    i don't believe in tarot
    i don't believe in hitler
    i don't believe in jesus
    i don't believe in kennedy
    i don't believe in buddha
    i don't believe in mantra
    i don't believe in gita
    i don't believe in yoga
    i don't believe in kings
    i don't believe in elvis
    i don't believe in zimmerman
    i don't believe in beatles
    i just believe in me
    yoko and me
    and that's reality

    the dream is over
    what can i say?
    the dream is over
    yesterday
    i was the dreamweaver
    but now i'm reborn
    i was the walrus
    but now i'm john
    and so dear friends
    you'll just have to carry on
    the dream is over

    The very odd thing is that I was thinking of the above song just yesterday....

    Just Fancy That !

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  • administrator
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    I usually wait for the poster to say they are happy with it but this just fits perfectly. Alfred, if you want it changing just let me know. I can't check all posts so PM me so it doesn't get lost.

    Alfred J Pruffock
    your poems lighten dark days
    winter warmth to you

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    AJP - BardLike
    Seconded

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  • SupremeSpod
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    AJP - BardLike

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  • DS23
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    ajp

    god is a concept
    by which we measure
    our pain
    i'll say it again
    god is a concept
    by which we measure
    our pain

    i don't believe in magic
    i don't believe in i-ching
    i don't believe in bible
    i don't believe in tarot
    i don't believe in hitler
    i don't believe in jesus
    i don't believe in kennedy
    i don't believe in buddha
    i don't believe in mantra
    i don't believe in gita
    i don't believe in yoga
    i don't believe in kings
    i don't believe in elvis
    i don't believe in zimmerman
    i don't believe in beatles
    i just believe in me
    yoko and me
    and that's reality

    the dream is over
    what can i say?
    the dream is over
    yesterday
    i was the dreamweaver
    but now i'm reborn
    i was the walrus
    but now i'm john
    and so dear friends
    you'll just have to carry on
    the dream is over

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  • AlfredJPruffock
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    Aye Arp


    You are too kind - such words are so foreign to my ears nowadays - and for a change - I am lost for words.

    So enough of moi - instead ; dedicated to all of my fellow CUK readers - a few words from the immortal Bard Mr Robert Burns ...



    Here's a bottle and an honest friend!

    What would ye wish for mair, man?

    Who kens, before his life may end,
    What his share may be o' care, man?

    Then catch the moments as they fly,

    And use them as ye ought, man:

    Believe me, happiness is shy,
    And comes not aye when sought, man.

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  • PRC1964
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    That calls for a poem. Oh, and Poetlike would suit.

    Meditations: Dario Fo's discovery that God is the Supreme Head of the Italian State Railway

    God, once had a moustache, double breasted jacket
    Woollen turtleneck and held me on skis in Abruzzi

    God, once was a second grade teacher, signorina Puccessi, teaching
    Petrarch, Virgil, Ovid, Boccaccio, Dante, Grazia Deledda, , to mules

    God, once was whoever had 10,000 lire, the bomba,
    dared to show it, to spend the whole amount on drinks

    God, once was the captain of an ocean liner, Vesuvius
    Crossing the Atlantic to Ellis island, with one push from Naples

    God, once played centerfield in pinstripes, wore number 7
    drank a lot, hit home runs, won world series, a good friend

    God, once was a girl's eyes, her mouth, her right breast,
    then her left and sometimes the void between her legs

    God, once was the head of the New York Stock Exchange
    and quit over a salary dispute, to save money on taxes

    God, once wore silver and black, became very popular,
    other than in K.C., throwing long bombs to Cliff Branch

    God, once was the creator of all things, except Darwinism,
    Communism, all isms etc, but now rarely makes even a miracle

    God, once fell terribly in love, lost, banished everyone to hell
    became stone deaf to all pleas, while watching TV in heaven

    God, once went back to Italy, became a sanitation worker
    called a strike, filled Rome with garbage, till money was paid

    God, once dressed as a woman, liked it so much,
    he became a she and took a walk on the wild side

    God, once wore a red fedora, played Stanley on Broadway
    and went around shaking up molecules with black jazzmen

    God, once went back to New York City, shot all the petty thieves,
    wannabees and junkies and gave the credit to the politicians

    God, once punished his angels, making them Sioux, Aztecs,
    Blackfeet, Incas, slaves, Jews and had Europeans murder them

    God, once loved the world so much he gave it his only begotten son,
    who became president of the United States, for eight years

    God, doesn't ski now
    God, doesn't play baseball or football, either
    God is retired in Maine,
    God sleeps on the couch
    God could use a shave
    God goes to the refrigerator to get a beer
    God lies on the floor and watches TV
    God could use a bath
    God has an answer for every question
    God has no books, no music, no dvds
    No family
    God, does still go around shaking up molecules
    Tho` wearing glasses now

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