************************************************** **********************************************

I am gross and perverted
I'm obsessed 'n deranged


I have existed for years
But very little had changed

I am the tool of the Government
And industry too


For I am destined to rule
And regulate you

I may be vile and pernicious
But you can't look away

I make you think I'm delicious
With the stuff that I say

I am the best you can get
Have you guessed me yet?

I am the policy oozin' out
From your TV set

You will obey me while I lead you
And eat the garbage that I feed you

Until the day that we don't need you

Don't go for help...no one will heed you

Your mind is totally controlled
It has been stuffed into my mold


And you will do as you are told
Until the rights to you are sold



That's right, folks.. Don't touch that dial
Well, I am the policy from your Poiltbureau