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[Lucifer Box]

Thanks one and all. I'm very much of the old school and think the father's place is pacing back and forth in the waiting room until the good news comes in and then it's time to pass around the cigars and go to the pub for a pint. Unfortunately Mrs Lucifer is having none of that.

[hyperD]

Aye, pass on my apologies, couldn't face another session

LOL!

[Francko]

Good curry tonight I reckon!! That should move things on!

Depends how hot that is.

[Mark Riley]

Sadly wifey has cancelled her night due to unforseen circumstance and decided to spend a "quiet night in" with me.

Aye, pass on my apologies, couldn't face another session

[hyperD]

No, no little Damien yet. Mrs Lucifer had a 10 days overdue scan yesterday and they decided to leave things until Monday. If nothing's happened by then they will induce on Monday evening.

I wish she'd get a move on. This "not having a drink in the evening in case I have to take her to hospital" lark is doing my head in.

Good curry tonight I reckon!! That should move things on!

Well, good luck sir! Try some of the N2O while you're there at the delivery room.

I was due a nice, quiet night to myself, with a good unplanned game of UT2k4, curry and a bottle of Green Point. Sadly wifey has cancelled her night due to unforseen circumstance and decided to spend a "quiet night in" with me. Curses... perhaps if I ply her with some stronge sleeping brew she may nod off earlier, freeing up the potential for some chain gun carnage later on.

[Lucifer Box]

Good luck for Monday (or perhaps earlier!)

Thanks - I appreciate that!

[sasguru]

No, no little Damien yet. Mrs Lucifer had a 10 days overdue scan yesterday and they decided to leave things until Monday. If nothing's happened by then they will induce on Monday evening.

I wish she'd get a move on. This "not having a drink in the evening in case I have to take her to hospital" lark is doing my head in.

Luckily us Zorgians are not allowed to drink anything except alcohol. Not surprisingly we're the fastest growing religion in the West.

Good luck for Monday (or perhaps earlier!)

[Lucifer Box]

Hey - no "spawn of the devil" yet?

No, no little Damien yet. Mrs Lucifer had a 10 days overdue scan yesterday and they decided to leave things until Monday. If nothing's happened by then they will induce on Monday evening.

I wish she'd get a move on. This "not having a drink in the evening in case I have to take her to hospital" lark is doing my head in.

[Churchill]

In the beginning was the word.
But by the time the second word was added to it,
there was trouble.
For with it came syntax

Ah, the plagiarist arrives...

If you're gonna quote then at least do the author the courtesy of mentioning his name - John Simon in this case.

[threaded]

In the beginning was the word.
But by the time the second word was added to it,
there was trouble.
For with it came syntax

[hyperD]

Jeez, that's a nasty looking alien specimen, LB!

The last time I saw something like was in the "Janes Encyclopedia of Pubic Lice" the doc was showing me, after a rather nasty episode of drunkenly shafting the local slapper.

Hey - no "spawn of the devil" yet?

[sasguru]

Where does that leave us devotees of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Roasting in hell with the rest of the Infidels!

[Churchill]

Where does that leave us devotees of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

Pretty much fcked I'd say, his God is bigger than yours! In fact he'd eat yours for lunch!

[Lucifer Box]

I'm Confused

Where does that leave us devotees of the Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster?

[sasguru]

What's your stance on Sprite?

The devil's piss. Or is that Budweiser?