Reply to: Caption Competition

[RichardCranium]

"Are you sure this is a genuine mouse docking station?"

[TimberWolf]

Does my tongue look furry?

[Alf W]

"FFS lads, this is my fookin local not a youth club. Get this together, seriously"

[AtW]

That's bull....

[RichardCranium]

"Oh, where's that f***ing pizza? 6 o'clock, he said."

[RichardCranium]

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The Wrong Time of the Month

Mouse: "Since you've got the decorators in, love, any chance of a deepthroat?"

[RichardCranium]

"Are you OK? You're looking a little down in the mouth."

[EternalOptimist]

ha ha. I know. I did the same to Richard Gere

[RichardCranium]

"When I said 'Do you take it in the mouth?' this is not quite what I meant."

[RichardCranium]

"Have those trick-or-treaters gone yet?"

[RichardCranium]

"Well I thought the wide-mouthed-frog joke was funny."

[RichardCranium]

AtW to letting agent:
"Hey, agentski! When I said I was wanting a room up the frog 'n' toad, I meant near the office!"

[RichardCranium]

"You're not coming in here without a tie on."

[RichardCranium]

"Surprise! Happy Birthday! "

[RichardCranium]

"I think I'll just wait in here until the ground dries out a bit.