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Previously on "Paul the Octopus Dead !"

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  • Money Money Money
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    Paul's 8 feet under now!

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  • Zippy
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    Rock Lobster
    Whelk!

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  • kandr
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Tears of a Clown (fish)
    Octopus's Garden

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    "Don't coi for me Argen-tuna"

    "That's a moray!"
    Tears of a Clown (fish)

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    The Long and Winding Roe

    Old Man River

    If I had a Hammerhead
    "Don't coi for me Argen-tuna"

    "That's a moray!"

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Well, fins can only get batter...I filet a song coming on!
    The Long and Winding Roe

    Old Man River

    If I had a Hammerhead

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    Dont laugh too hard , or your cockle fall off
    Well, fins can only get batter...I filet a song coming on!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    Your jokes Mich are shrimply the bass!
    No, I'm a comedic minnow compared to EO.

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  • hyperD
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    You might be better pulling a mermaid.
    Your jokes Mich are shrimply the bass!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    your cockle fall off




    Eel regret that.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    I laughed so hard at this thread I pulled a mussel!
    You might be better pulling a mermaid.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    I laughed so hard at this thread I pulled a mussel!
    Dont laugh too hard , or your cockle fall off




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  • kandr
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    Originally posted by hyperD View Post
    I laughed so hard at this thread I pulled a mussel!
    I don't find it funny at all, but I might be a bit crabbit.

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  • hyperD
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    I laughed so hard at this thread I pulled a mussel!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    I'll get your float
    Sorry, drifted off course a bit; moral compass failed for a moment.

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