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Money Money Money replied

26 October 2010, 14:24
Paul's 8 feet under now!
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Zippy replied

26 October 2010, 13:50
Rock Lobster
Whelk!
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kandr replied

26 October 2010, 13:50
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Tears of a Clown (fish)

Octopus's Garden
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Zippy replied

26 October 2010, 13:49
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

"Don't coi for me Argen-tuna"

"That's a moray!"

Tears of a Clown (fish)
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hyperD replied

26 October 2010, 13:30
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

The Long and Winding Roe

Old Man River

If I had a Hammerhead

"Don't coi for me Argen-tuna"

"That's a moray!"
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Mich the Tester replied

26 October 2010, 13:26
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

Well, fins can only get batter...I filet a song coming on!

The Long and Winding Roe

Old Man River

If I had a Hammerhead
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hyperD replied

26 October 2010, 13:21
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

Dont laugh too hard , or your cockle fall off

Well, fins can only get batter...I filet a song coming on!
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Mich the Tester replied

26 October 2010, 13:16
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

Your jokes Mich are shrimply the bass!

No, I'm a comedic minnow compared to EO.
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hyperD replied

26 October 2010, 13:15
Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post

You might be better pulling a mermaid.

Your jokes Mich are shrimply the bass!
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Mich the Tester replied

26 October 2010, 13:14
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

your cockle fall off

Eel regret that.
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Mich the Tester replied

26 October 2010, 13:13
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

I laughed so hard at this thread I pulled a mussel!

You might be better pulling a mermaid.
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EternalOptimist replied

26 October 2010, 13:13
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

I laughed so hard at this thread I pulled a mussel!

Dont laugh too hard , or your cockle fall off
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kandr replied

26 October 2010, 13:12
Originally posted by hyperD View Post

I laughed so hard at this thread I pulled a mussel!

I don't find it funny at all, but I might be a bit crabbit.
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hyperD replied

26 October 2010, 13:10
I laughed so hard at this thread I pulled a mussel!
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Mich the Tester replied

26 October 2010, 13:00
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

I'll get your float

Sorry, drifted off course a bit; moral compass failed for a moment.
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