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Zippy replied

24 October 2010, 17:33
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

I think he's pleased with himself as it only took him 7 hours to get the plastic off the red bull this time. It did provide much entertainment.

True

I must post the pics on Flickr.
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norrahe replied

24 October 2010, 17:22
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Charming. No bacon sarnie for you then?

I think he's pleased with himself as it only took him 7 hours to get the plastic off the red bull this time. It did provide much entertainment.
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Zippy replied

24 October 2010, 08:43
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Morning Zippy. Points finger, makes click click noise, winks.

See you around...

Charming. No bacon sarnie for you then?
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MarillionFan replied

24 October 2010, 08:20
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Just the usual high spirits - vodka, brandy etc.
Bacon butties all round methinks.

Morning Zippy. Points finger, makes click click noise, winks.

See you around...
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Zippy replied

24 October 2010, 07:56
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Jeez - the state of this place! What happened here?

<prod> Oi, Zips - wake up. It's happening.

Just the usual high spirits - vodka, brandy etc.
Bacon butties all round methinks.
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mudskipper replied

24 October 2010, 07:50
Jeez - the state of this place! What happened here?

<prod> Oi, Zips - wake up. It's happening.
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AtW replied

24 October 2010, 00:02
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Can someone let me know who the moustachioed fella is eating cheese from out of the fridge??? I didn't invite him!

Skip to 1 min 00 sec if you can't wait for the punch line...
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MarillionFan replied

23 October 2010, 23:36
Originally posted by AtW View Post

You are killing me MF with your humour...

No you not, next try to be remotely funny - your jokes are almost as bad as mine

Just off for a piss.

Can someone let me know who the moustachioed fella is eating cheese from out of the fridge??? I didn't invite him!
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AtW replied

23 October 2010, 23:33
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

D'you think it would be OK if I slept on the sofa?

Depends on whose sofa it is ...
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AtW replied

23 October 2010, 23:32
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Still trying to work out how to get the plastic wrapping off a six pack of Red Bull. EO will be here soon, we can share his Brasso.

You are killing me MF with your humour...

No you not, next try to be remotely funny - your jokes are almost as bad as mine
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Zippy replied

23 October 2010, 22:41
D'you think it would be OK if I slept on the sofa? I want to get up in time for the F1.

Where is the OP anyway?
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norrahe replied

23 October 2010, 22:36
Originally posted by Troll View Post

I like brandy - biut I have to dilute it with something

Whiskey gives me the biggest problems...can't remember if its whiskey with an e or not

fook it

Brandy, if you have the right glasses tastes very good
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Troll replied

23 October 2010, 22:29
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

I've sent mine to bed and have decided that brandy is a better option

I like brandy - biut I have to dilute it with something

Whiskey gives me the biggest problems...can't remember if its whiskey with an e or not

fook it
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norrahe replied

23 October 2010, 22:27
Originally posted by Troll View Post

yup...off to the fridge for another

wifey is going to give me hell in the morning

I've sent mine to bed and have decided that brandy is a better option
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Troll replied

23 October 2010, 22:25
Originally posted by norrahe View Post

Been to ruuskiland, done that and drank the voddy

it's still pish.

Anyhoo, have a dhrink

yup...off to the fridge for another

wifey is going to give me hell in the morning
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