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You need to move seats QUICK!Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostThey've got seats. Next to each other.
**** tulip ****
now the ******* beige tuliphead has started whistling. I ******* hate people that whistle on the train.
A whistle signifies they're up to something. They've spotted the laptop, probably discussed it with 'Nice weather dear, are you comfortable' which translates as 'Yeah, nice gear, Big Dave will give us £300' followed up with 'Chocolate Bourbon dear', which translates as 'You hold the ******* arms while I **** him up with a rusty knife'
RUN!
That 'aint a colostomy bag!
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Oh, no. I don't even hear a tune. I just hear annoyance, and my own subconscious telling me to kick the person whistling.Originally posted by norrahe View PostI don't mind it so much but you normally get the tune stuck in your head, but whistling on the train all the way home? Annoying!
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They've got seats. Next to each other.Originally posted by AtW View PostNext time do give them your seat
HTH
**** tulip ****
now the ******* beige tuliphead has started whistling. I ******* hate people that whistle on the train.
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Next time do give them your seatOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View Post...on the train. Two of them are staring at me, apparently fascinated by the wonder of technology known as a laptop. And no, my willy isn't hanging out and my flies are done up; I've checked.
HTH
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You've made me laugh. I read your first line, and was about to reply (to the tune of your second line, which I was yet to read).Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post...on the train. Two of them are staring at me, apparently fascinated by the wonder of technology known as a laptop.
And no, my willy isn't hanging out and my flies are done up; I've checked.
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Bloody OAPs again
...on the train. Two of them are staring at me, apparently fascinated by the wonder of technology known as a laptop.
And no, my willy isn't hanging out and my flies are done up; I've checked.Tags: None
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. At least they might move carriages?
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