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Originally posted by thunderlizard View PostTypical. I find a thread I want to post in, only to find it's gone off topic onto BOTH football AND the Nazis simultaneously on the last page.
Babyface: "And every time I think of you, I piss myself"
Dailymotion - Baby Face- Everytime I Close My Eyes - un vídeo de Música
20,000 is actually enough for THREE panzer divisions, because they were lighter on manpower than a standard infantry div, having only two regiments instead of three.
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Typical. I find a thread I want to post in, only to find it's gone off topic onto BOTH football AND the Nazis simultaneously on the last page.
Babyface: "And every time I think of you, I piss myself"
Dailymotion - Baby Face- Everytime I Close My Eyes - un vídeo de Música
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostBrighton & Hove have an extreme right wing faction, 20,000 on their feet, arms in the air "Sieg Heil, Sieg Heil, Seig Heil"
Unbelievable in this day and age.
thats enough for two panzer divisions
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostI once heard a whole crowd singing 'we are the champions', when its should have been 'we're sh1t and we know we are'
and that was only yesterday at Goodison
Unbelievable in this day and age.
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I once heard a whole crowd singing 'we are the champions', when its should have been 'we're sh1t and we know we are'
and that was only yesterday at Goodison
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Bit of a rude one this & you have to listen to the song to get the gist of what I'm saying but I always thought the refrain of the song "Stat Star" buy the Rolling Stones pop group was
"Pakistan, Pakistan, Pakistan, Pakistan., Pakistan...."
when in fact it's
"star ****er, star ****er, star ****er, star ****er, star yeah, a star ****er, star ****er, star ****er, star ****er, star,a star ****er, star ****er, star ****er, star ****er star."
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Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post30 odd years ago, around the time when decent headsets became available, my mum was sitting in the armchair at a family party, with all the kids there
she starts singing LOUD to the last farewell by roger whittaker
'there's a ship lies rigged and ...mumble..mumble..****. you are beautiful'
er no mum. its 'for you are beautiful'
didnt even knew she had ever heard the word
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Around the time that Tom Jones had a huge hit with Green Green Grass of Home, my uncle thought the lyrics went "..for there's a God, and there's a sad old partridge!"
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30 odd years ago, around the time when decent headsets became available, my mum was sitting in the armchair at a family party, with all the kids there
she starts singing LOUD to the last farewell by roger whittaker
'there's a ship lies rigged and ...mumble..mumble..****. you are beautiful'
er no mum. its 'for you are beautiful'
didnt even knew she had ever heard the word
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Adrian Just (sp?) used to do these on a Saturday morning show in the early 80s.
One favourite was "Bicycle Pump" - I can remember the tune but I haven't a clue what the original title was, because I always heard it that way from that point on.Last edited by Sysman; 18 October 2010, 06:51.
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