The Cock of the Board?

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Blunderer replied

8 February 2006, 18:02
Originally posted by Churchill

Any idea who the father is?

Ooooh, the sidekick is a card.....
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Churchill replied

8 February 2006, 17:51
Originally posted by Blunderer

Well it does the job (My Mrs is up the duff) and I have had no complaints, but it ain't no King Dong, that's for sure

Any idea who the father is?
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Blunderer replied

8 February 2006, 17:46
Originally posted by Jabberwocky

Well cock-a-doodle-doo

Judging by your post blunderer I think you are the biggest dick
on this board

Well it does the job (My Mrs is up the duff) and I have had no complaints, but it ain't no King Dong, that's for sure
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Blunderer replied

8 February 2006, 17:42
Originally posted by Lucifer Box

So Lucifer is Ray Winstone and Churchill is his Phil Daniels?

Any other people to avoid/bumlick/ask where their tool is?
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Jabberwocky replied

8 February 2006, 17:40
Well cock-a-doodle-doo

Judging by your post blunderer I think you are the biggest dick
on this board
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DodgyAgent replied

8 February 2006, 17:36
Originally posted by Blunderer

Every forum has one.

They post more than everyone else.

They are more opinionated than everyone else. They jump down the throat of anyone who doesn't follow board ettiquette.

Noone takes them to task about the fact that they can be abrupt and arrogant. Everyone licks their arse. They often log in with an abbreviated version of their name or just an acronym. Their feet are under the table so much that they assume everyone will know who they are.

So, as the new boy around here, I need to know who to impress.

Who is the cock of this board?

We are very fond of AtW and very protective of him, so be careful
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HRH replied

8 February 2006, 17:36
Originally posted by Churchill

Typical infantile crap. Nice to see you haven't changed Blunderer!

I think this guy is a really strong candidate.
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Churchill replied

8 February 2006, 17:33
Originally posted by Blunderer

Every forum has one.

They post more than everyone else.

They are more opinionated than everyone else. They jump down the throat of anyone who doesn't follow board ettiquette.

Noone takes them to task about the fact that they can be abrupt and arrogant. Everyone licks their arse. They often log in with an abbreviated version of their name or just an acronym. Their feet are under the table so much that they assume everyone will know who they are.

So, as the new boy around here, I need to know who to impress.

Who is the cock of this board?

Typical infantile crap. Nice to see you haven't changed Blunderer!
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Lucifer Box replied

8 February 2006, 17:29
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Blunderer started a topic The Cock of the Board?

8 February 2006, 17:19
The Cock of the Board?

Every forum has one.

They post more than everyone else.

They are more opinionated than everyone else. They jump down the throat of anyone who doesn't follow board ettiquette.

Noone takes them to task about the fact that they can be abrupt and arrogant. Everyone licks their arse. They often log in with an abbreviated version of their name or just an acronym. Their feet are under the table so much that they assume everyone will know who they are.

So, as the new boy around here, I need to know who to impress.

Who is the cock of this board?
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