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Previously on "Who's going to be with you in hell?"

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Has no religion considered the possibility that next to heaven and hell, there might be a third place; a sort of Peterborough; inoffensive and basically not all that awful, but not exactly enthralling either? A sort of alright-ish place for people who haven't really been good or bad, but somewhere in the middle?

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    Actually, I'll make it easier and be a bit less demanding. Is gricer going to hell or to heaven? I want to go to the other one.
    He'll be in Purgatory for eternity and a day.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Actually, I'll make it easier and be a bit less demanding. Is gricer going to hell or to heaven? I want to go to the other one.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by DavidRedmond View Post
    Haha, been there done that, got a t-shirt.

    But seriously, I think my uncle, he was quite a mean guy and a drunk, he'll end up in hell with me.
    Dave ?? is that you ?? Uncle EO Redmond here




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  • DavidRedmond
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    Haha, been there done that, got a t-shirt.

    But seriously, I think my uncle, he was quite a mean guy and a drunk, he'll end up in hell with me.

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    Hell - been there, done that, sent the postcard.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No, that sounds crap; I want to see the face and body before sticking it through the hole.

    Just tell me straight; where do the female pornstars go? If it's heaven, I'll raise my donation to the sally army, if it's hell then I'll kick the homeless bloke outside the Hague station.
    Well I think you should hedge your bets and do both. Or become a female pornstar yourself, that way you are guaranteed to end up in the right place




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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by Old Greg View Post
    You mean this isn't hell?

    In that case, we can expect to see Dodgy Agent there. Where Maggie goes, he goes.
    Actually we could do with Maggy sorting the country out right now. She has a history of fixing the country after Labour f**ked it over!

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  • Old Greg
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    You mean this isn't hell?

    In that case, we can expect to see Dodgy Agent there. Where Maggie goes, he goes.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    EO's celestial compromise.
    all the fornicators go to hell. Mich goes to an eternity in heaven, where he bangs the fornicators through the glory hole in the shower wall.



    No, that sounds crap; I want to see the face and body before sticking it through the hole.

    Just tell me straight; where do the female pornstars go? If it's heaven, I'll raise my donation to the sally army, if it's hell then I'll kick the homeless bloke outside the Hague station.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    But the vic at school said the fornicators would go to hell; was this an evil deception?
    EO's celestial compromise.
    all the fornicators go to hell. Mich goes to an eternity in heaven, where he bangs the fornicators through the glory hole in the shower wall.



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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by cailin maith View Post
    Fangs
    And fang-bangers!

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    lol
    thats heaven you fool.


    But the vic at school said the fornicators would go to hell; was this an evil deception?

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  • wobbegong
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    Me, for laughing at this.

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  • cailin maith
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Anyone who rides a bicycle on public roads.

    God hates cyclists.
    Fangs

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