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Has no religion considered the possibility that next to heaven and hell, there might be a third place; a sort of Peterborough; inoffensive and basically not all that awful, but not exactly enthralling either? A sort of alright-ish place for people who haven't really been good or bad, but somewhere in the middle?
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He'll be in Purgatory for eternity and a day.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostActually, I'll make it easier and be a bit less demanding. Is gricer going to hell or to heaven? I want to go to the other one.
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Actually, I'll make it easier and be a bit less demanding. Is gricer going to hell or to heaven? I want to go to the other one.
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Dave ?? is that you ?? Uncle EO Redmond hereOriginally posted by DavidRedmond View PostHaha, been there done that, got a t-shirt.
But seriously, I think my uncle, he was quite a mean guy and a drunk, he'll end up in hell with me.
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Haha, been there done that, got a t-shirt.
But seriously, I think my uncle, he was quite a mean guy and a drunk, he'll end up in hell with me.
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Well I think you should hedge your bets and do both. Or become a female pornstar yourself, that way you are guaranteed to end up in the right placeOriginally posted by Mich the Tester View PostNo, that sounds crap; I want to see the face and body before sticking it through the hole.
Just tell me straight; where do the female pornstars go? If it's heaven, I'll raise my donation to the sally army, if it's hell then I'll kick the homeless bloke outside the Hague station.
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Actually we could do with Maggy sorting the country out right now. She has a history of fixing the country after Labour f**ked it over!Originally posted by Old Greg View PostYou mean this isn't hell?
In that case, we can expect to see Dodgy Agent there. Where Maggie goes, he goes.
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You mean this isn't hell?
In that case, we can expect to see Dodgy Agent there. Where Maggie goes, he goes.
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No, that sounds crap; I want to see the face and body before sticking it through the hole.Originally posted by EternalOptimist View PostEO's celestial compromise.
all the fornicators go to hell. Mich goes to an eternity in heaven, where he bangs the fornicators through the glory hole in the shower wall.

Just tell me straight; where do the female pornstars go? If it's heaven, I'll raise my donation to the sally army, if it's hell then I'll kick the homeless bloke outside the Hague station.
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EO's celestial compromise.Originally posted by Mich the Tester View PostBut the vic at school said the fornicators would go to hell; was this an evil deception?
all the fornicators go to hell. Mich goes to an eternity in heaven, where he bangs the fornicators through the glory hole in the shower wall.
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But the vic at school said the fornicators would go to hell; was this an evil deception?Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Postlol
thats heaven you fool.

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Originally posted by SupremeSpod View PostAnyone who rides a bicycle on public roads.
God hates cyclists.
Fangs
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