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Previously on "Head teacher shocks pupils by eating spider"

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  • gingerjedi
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    I don't know what you lot have been on about but here's a spider related vid I saw on QI.

    'Foot-in-bucket' for the perfect comedy climax, made I laugh.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Almost unbelievably, a chemistry teacher at my school (before my time) shocked his pupils by demonstrating a thermite reaction in his hand.
    Did you study in a Ninja school or failing that Harry Potters place?

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post

    I hate spiders, but eating them is

    Source: Head teacher shocks pupils by eating spider - Telegraph
    Almost unbelievably, a chemistry teacher at my school (before my time) shocked his pupils by demonstrating a thermite reaction in his hand.

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  • Zippy
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    You need Eccentrica Gallumbits, then you wouldn't need to decide.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    There isn't one in the middle, just one on either side.
    I'd prefer the living side then

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    No, I'd rather be with the one in the middle
    There isn't one in the middle, just one on either side.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Stanley H. Tweedle:



    Wouldn't you rather be the one on the left?
    No, I'd rather be with the one in the middle

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  • TimberWolf
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    I'd be a perfect captain for that ship
    Stanley H. Tweedle:



    Wouldn't you rather be the one on the left?

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    I always loved Star Trek
    So did I. But I regret to inform you sir, that the space under this bridge is taken.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by TimberWolf View Post
    Pah, this could eat entire planets and remain hungry



    What's its taxonomy?
    It's an insect as well, I'd be a perfect captain for that ship

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  • TimberWolf
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    Pah, this could eat entire planets and remain hungry



    What's its taxonomy?

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  • MarillionFan
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    I always loved Star Trek

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    It's an insect. !
    You got a bargain on your spider then. At least a couple of extra legs, anyway.

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  • AtW
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Oh yeah? You and whose Army of Light?

    Bugger!!
    T H I S
    * * * * * * *
    A R M Y!





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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by AtW View Post
    THAT's ******* IT!!! I'LL SEE YOU OUTSIDE OF Z'HA'DUM IN AN HOUR!!!
    Oh yeah? You and whose Army of Light?

    Bugger!!

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