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Previously on "Brown In Line For Top IMF Job"

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  • Sysman
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Send him to India to oversee this...

    The contract covers 40 aircraft for the Indian Air Force and 17 for the Indian Navy. All of the aircraft will be assembled in India by Hindustan Aeronautics Limited (HAL).
    Visions of pilots being confronted with

    "I'm sorry, Dave Bob. I'm afraid I can't do that."
    Last edited by Sysman; 10 October 2010, 00:33.

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  • Muttley08
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    Doesn't the IMF just postulate, then hand money out to the eejits who couldn't budget themselves in the first place? Broon has being doing that to the chavs in this country for years...

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  • Waldorf
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    Brown at the IMF, it isn't April 1st is it?

    What a joke and what a disaster if he get that job.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Didn't Prescott try to become party treasurer recently?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    He wouldn't fit.
    Good point; India's not as big as you might think.

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  • Doggy Styles
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No, send him to India as a swimming pool tester.
    He wouldn't fit.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by Mich the Tester View Post
    No, send him to India as a swimming pool tester.
    They've already got enough sh!t floating in their pools/streets/kitchens etc.

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Originally posted by SupremeSpod View Post
    Send him to India to oversee this...
    No, send him to India as a swimming pool tester.

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  • SupremeSpod
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    Originally posted by derekthedalek View Post
    Don't speak too soon, NATO wouldn't have the other one, John Prescott. There are only so many exterminations one can carry out as persuasion.

    We tried the UN, the EU, even the World Wildlife Fund. But we're hopeful he might get on the Kingston-upon-Hull Neighbourhood Watch
    scheme committee. Will that do?
    Send him to India to oversee this...

    India has ordered 57 Hawk jet trainers from BAE Systems in a deal worth more than 500 million pounds, British Prime Minister David Cameron announced during a visit to New Delhi.

    The contract covers 40 aircraft for the Indian Air Force and 17 for the Indian Navy. All of the aircraft will be assembled in India by Hindustan Aeronautics Limited (HAL).

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  • derekthedalek
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Don't you just love it when Cunning Plans come to fruition?

    First the "Bliar as Peacemaker & Millionaire Speaker" plan.

    Now the "Gordon (tuliphead) Brown as Master of the Money" plan.

    You're all doomed. Doomed, I tell ye, doomed.
    Don't speak too soon, NATO wouldn't have the other one, John Prescott. There are only so many exterminations one can carry out as persuasion.

    We tried the UN, the EU, even the World Wildlife Fund. But we're hopeful he might get on the Kingston-upon-Hull Neighbourhood Watch scheme committee. Will that do?

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  • Mich the Tester
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    Whatever next? Nobel Peace Prize for someone who hasn't actually done anything yet, or even for leaders of terrorist groups?


    Oh wait,

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  • HairyArsedBloke
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    I think it would be a great idea.

    He would turn the whole thing into a stella sized cluster frack that will collapse into a singularity taking him and the rest of the destructive ideas out of our lives.

    Then we can rebuild without the cancer of Keynesianism eating away at our wealth.

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  • sbakoola
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    truely chilling news.

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  • administrator
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    Idiot Mother Funker? He is already one of those.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by zeitghost
    Don't you just love it when Cunning Plans come to fruition?

    First the "Bliar as Peacemaker & Millionaire Speaker" plan.

    Now the "Gordon (tuliphead) Brown as Master of the Money" plan.

    You're all doomed. Doomed, I tell ye, doomed.
    oh yes.

    all we need now is to bring back Herod and put him in charge of child protection



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