Originally posted by the song perfect 10
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I feel guilty too. The more guilty I feel, the more stressed I get and the quicker my breathing is, the quicker my breathing the more CO2 I end up producing and the hotter I get!
The only way around it is to think nice thoughts: AGW is bollox, AGW is bollox, AGW is bollox....deep breaths...aaaah, that's better, CO2 within normal operating limits and temperature is lower.
See? Simples.
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostAnd "perhaps" you will shortly be Banned again, you tedious predictable one-trick loser?

I dont think the mods have the steel plated cojones (the j pronounced as a h sound) to ban me .....
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And "perhaps" you will shortly be Banned again, you tedious predictable one-trick loser?Originally posted by the song perfect 10 View PostDevon? What are you doing there? There's f... all to do in Devon!
Perhaps you like being a big developer in a small pond ...... whereas me, I like to pit my skills against the best of the best in London Town.
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostOh yeah. Most likely. I always use the M25 whilst driving round Devon.

Devon? What are you doing there? There's f... all to do in Devon!
Perhaps you like being a big developer in a small pond ...... whereas me, I like to pit my skills against the best of the best in London Town.
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Originally posted by shaunbhoy View PostI feel ever so guilty. The more miles I do in my 4x4, the warmer the weather gets!!
And the more Shell points I get too!
Boomed!!

Youre probably one of these cnuts getting in my way on the M25 every morning .......
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I feel ever so guilty. The more miles I do in my 4x4, the warmer the weather gets!!
And the more Shell points I get too!
Boomed!!
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shame on you.Originally posted by the song perfect 10 View PostYou obviously haven't had to take on my skid marks before. Lets just say I don't exactly have a healthy diet.
you can wear them them back to front then inside out.
thats four for the price of one. So its all your fault that we have had an inconvenient truth ?
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Originally posted by gingerjedi View PostBollox, it's washing clothes at 40 when 30 would be suffice, it's not as if anyone does anything that would get them dirty anymore.
You obviously haven't had to take on my skid marks before. Lets just say I don't exactly have a healthy diet.
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Bollox, it's washing clothes at 40 when 30 would be suffice, it's not as if anyone does anything that would get them dirty anymore.Originally posted by the song perfect 10 View Post4 * 4's driving around a ring road doesnt create Global Warming. Its all you contractors taking jobs overseas and then flying back and forth every other weekend that does.
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4 * 4's driving around a ring road doesnt create Global Warming. Its all you contractors taking jobs overseas and then flying back and forth every other weekend that does.Originally posted by DimPrawn View PostOkay, okay.
Listen up!
Due to 4x4's in Surrey, this weekend we have a Climate Catastrophe Warning Level 5 of 22 Deg. C
Please stay inside and await further instructions.
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Okay, okay.Originally posted by TimberWolf View PostIts not called Global Warming any more, it's called Climate Catastrophe.
Listen up!
Due to 4x4's in Surrey, this weekend we have a Climate Catastrophe Warning Level 5 of 22 Deg. C
Please stay inside and await further instructions.
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Its not called Global Warming any more, it's called Climate Catastrophe.
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