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suityou01 replied

2 October 2010, 21:13
Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post

looks like the needle stuck there you dull cnt. I get this loss of peripheral vision when I read your posts. At first I thought it was prejudice, now I realise its just that you are a very boring , extremely dull, done-nothing, know noththing, boring fart.

please correct me if Im wrong

You are wrong, see corrections above.
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MarillionFan replied

2 October 2010, 21:11
I'll sell you some dreamcatchers. You can then capture those dreams and in the morning throw away bad ones and keep the nice ones.

Alternatively you can tell anyone who believes in dreamcatchers that they're a weakminded moron who really needs to get out more.
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EternalOptimist replied

2 October 2010, 21:10
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

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Too funny.

looks like the needle stuck there you dull cnt. I get this loss of peripheral vision when I read your posts. At first I thought it was prejudice, now I realise its just that you are a boring , dull, done-nothing, know noththing, boring fart.

please correct me if Im wrong
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suityou01 replied

2 October 2010, 21:05
Yip I had that coming.

Still stick by what I said though.
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MarillionFan replied

2 October 2010, 21:01
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Actually I like EO, and he is one of the few on here I would not want to upset. He has recently toured America and I suspect is an educated man, and probably found such comments distasteful

Ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha.

Too funny.
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mudskipper replied

2 October 2010, 20:59
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

What a sycophant!

From 101 Dalmatians:

Cruella De Vil: What kind of arse-licking sycophant are you?
Frederick: Uh... what kind of arse-licking sycophant would you like me to be?

(OK, possibly a slight misquote - it was a kids' film)
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shaunbhoy replied

2 October 2010, 20:53
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Actually I like EO, and he is one of the few on here I would not want to upset.

What a sycophant!

Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

He has recently toured America and I suspect is an educated man

He is an ex-Reme scouser. Don't get carried away. And Tony Blair recently toured America IIRC. That particular trip does not of itself cement one's standing. Now had he smuggled back a few of the heads of those Caribou he spotted then maybe.....

Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Sometimes I try too hard to do a funny.

Not that I've noticed.
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suityou01 replied

2 October 2010, 20:52
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

Any ales do it for me. Hullaballoo definitely has that effect. This particular dream was following a pleasant evening in ZeroDegrees - they brew their own, and their mango beer is particularly more-ish. Good job I sleep with the window open.
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mudskipper replied

2 October 2010, 20:50
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

I started a thread about odd smells yesterday. Which ales?

Any ales do it for me. Hullaballoo definitely has that effect. This particular dream was following a pleasant evening in ZeroDegrees - they brew their own, and their mango beer is particularly more-ish. Good job I sleep with the window open.
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suityou01 replied

2 October 2010, 20:45
Originally posted by k2p2 View Post

I dreamt I was testing ClientCo's website. Every time I looked at a certain product there was an truly appalling smell. I logged this on Test Director, and offshore sent it back with "cannot replicate. hence not a defect" [sic]. I got the onshore test manager to sit with me and navigated to the offending product. He could also smell the smell.

I think the dream meant I'd had too much real ale the night before.

I started a thread about odd smells yesterday. Which ales?
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suityou01 replied

2 October 2010, 20:44
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Ye Gods. EO cuts and pastes some cheesy lyrics from the Eagles and you go into full retreat. What a bedwetter.

Actually I like EO, and he is one of the few on here I would not want to upset. He has recently toured America and I suspect is an educated man, and probably found such comments distasteful. Being man enough to apologise, I did.

Sometimes I try too hard to do a funny.
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mudskipper replied

2 October 2010, 20:43
I dreamt I was testing ClientCo's website. Every time I looked at a certain product there was an truly appalling smell. I logged this on Test Director, and offshore sent it back with "cannot replicate. hence not a defect" [sic]. I got the onshore test manager to sit with me and navigated to the offending product. He could also smell the smell.

I think the dream meant I'd had too much real ale the night before.
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EternalOptimist replied

2 October 2010, 20:42
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

Ye Gods. EO cuts and pastes some cheesy lyrics from the Eagles and you go into full retreat. What a bedwetter.

shut it klunge sponge
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shaunbhoy replied

2 October 2010, 20:41
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Sorry EO, was only kidding.

Ye Gods. EO cuts and pastes some cheesy lyrics from the Eagles and you go into full retreat. What a bedwetter.
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EternalOptimist replied

2 October 2010, 20:40
Originally posted by suityou01 View Post

Sorry EO, was only kidding.

thats ok. I need to have a few more ales I think
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