Reply to: Anyone else off with flu?

[Boudica]

I'll alert the Media.

HTH

[TimberWolf]

You are in bed ill. You realise you have dropped 50 quid at the garden gate when you came in, someone will no doubt notice it soon - you are too sick to go and get it - You have Flu.
You get up - you have a cold.
HTH.

What about other monetary sums that would be left at the garden gate?

50p = runny nose
£5 = heavy cold
£50 = flu (allegedly)
£500,000 = Bird flu

[TestMangler]

That's only cause you're all gay dahn sarf and a runny nose and a sneeze has you all shouting 'FLU'.

[shaunbhoy]

So it would appear Luton is the epicentre. You are all doomed.

I can think of a number of instances in which Luton being the epicentre is a good thing.
A Nuclear strike for example.......flash flooding.....or an outbreak of Bubonic Plague even.

[suityou01]

Just had a call from one of my local clients. I told him I was off ill, and he said "Not with this flu that's going around, one of my mates got it last week, totally wiped him out for about 2-3 days".

So it would appear Luton is the epicentre. You are all doomed.

HTH

[suityou01]

You are in bed ill. You realise you have dropped 50 quid at the garden gate when you came in, someone will no doubt notice it soon - you are too sick to go and get it - You have Flu.
You get up - you have a cold.
HTH.

I concur. From when I collapsed on Saturday to when I crawled out of bed yesterday afternoon there was no raising me.

HTH

[lukemg]

You are in bed ill. You realise you have dropped 50 quid at the garden gate when you came in, someone will no doubt notice it soon - you are too sick to go and get it - You have Flu.
You get up - you have a cold.
HTH.

[shaunbhoy]

Feeling slightly better today, after a lot of fevers. Washed out, but feeling like the battle is won. Should be back to work tomorrow.

I'll alert the Media.

HTH

[MarillionFan]

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Feeling slightly better today, after a lot of fevers. Washed out, but feeling like the battle is won. Should be back to work tomorrow.

Were you ever away?

[suityou01]

i've had some lurgy for over a week, it is very depressing, generously I have shared it with my OH.

the worst thing to do is to not take it lying down and try to do stuff when you are still unwell, i did that and made it last longer.

stay down.

[1] Flu can lead to a bout of depression afterwards. It doesn't last.
[2] I intend to. I had a lurgy last year and soldiered on. It lasted 6 months. The Dr said it was "post viral fatigue". On my bad days I could not get out of bed. When a bug wipes you off your feet like this, your advice is sound.

Feeling slightly better today, after a lot of fevers. Washed out, but feeling like the battle is won. Should be back to work tomorrow.

[ItsQuickerAntiClockwise]

i've had some lurgy for over a week, it is very depressing, generously I have shared it with my OH.

the worst thing to do is to not take it lying down and try to do stuff when you are still unwell, i did that and made it last longer.

stay down.

today i went to uni and made the mistake of picking up a tissue that was on a seat i wanted to sit on and it was wet, the tissue not seat it still makes me feel sick

tissues should come with tongs

its not like you ate something afterwards though ....... did you?

[Boudica]

i've had some lurgy for over a week, it is very depressing, generously I have shared it with my OH.

the worst thing to do is to not take it lying down and try to do stuff when you are still unwell, i did that and made it last longer.

stay down.

today i went to uni and made the mistake of picking up a tissue that was on a seat i wanted to sit on and it was wet, the tissue not seat it still makes me feel sick

tissues should come with tongs

[norrahe]

I think I've had flu once. Even then I managed to struggle to the PC.

Did have to take a day off a couple of months back with a bout of laryngitis, only because I completely lost my voice.

[TimberWolf]

You'd best use a (very) crisp tenner for the coke snorting session then.

All my tenners are minty fresh.

[Zippy]

I wasn't too keen on the cashier taking time out to blow his nose and before handing me my change. It was an extended snotty nose blow, culminating in much nose wiping and a sickly look. And a final wipe of the fingers on my £5 note.

You'd best use a (very) crisp tenner for the coke snorting session then.