I had Lunch with a Coont in my Castle!

[shaunbhoy]

its simply a statement of fact.

Of course. The only facts you manage to grasp are the simple ones.
Now, tell us more about your brush with Royalty. Was it Duckula?

[Jeebo72]

Weedy little social climber with all the grace of a housebrick. Kept sneezing and wheezing and droning on about his hay fever and allergies whilst perusing my Antelope collection. Ghastly little fellow all round, was glad when they wheeled him out. It will take the maids hours to get rid of the stench of rotting cabbage too!!

Then went off to meet a headhunter at pret for a posh cheddar?

[sasguru]

Weedy little social climber with all the grace of a housebrick. Kept sneezing and wheezing and droning on about his hay fever and allergies whilst perusing my Antelope collection. Ghastly little fellow all round, was glad when they wheeled him out. It will take the maids hours to get rid of the stench of rotting cabbage too!!

You know, SB, you've become terminally dull.
And no there's no smiley, its simply a statement of fact.

[shaunbhoy]

Weedy little social climber with all the grace of a housebrick. Kept sneezing and wheezing and droning on about his hay fever and allergies whilst perusing my Antelope collection. Ghastly little fellow all round, was glad when they wheeled him out. It will take the maids hours to get rid of the stench of rotting cabbage too!!