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Previously on "Make 50 grand and get laid"

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  • wobbegong
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    Originally posted by markinbrussels View Post
    £50k salary is womens top want in a man

    Thousands of British women want to date a man earning £50,000, it has been revealed.



    A study of 83,000 ladies looking for love shows that despite the recession, women still have high expectations for a potential partner.

    Asked what they would like in a man, a £50k salary came top, followed by an established career and being a driver with an Audi TT.

    The women also said their ideal man would be educated to degree standard and enjoy cultural pursuits such as going to the theatre and cinema.


    Maybe this list of criteria could explain why these women are still looking for love… while sat at home… while eating ice-cream… while moaning about men.
    What women want in a man

    1. Earns £50,000 or more

    2. Established career
    3. Can drive

    4. Owns an Audi TT

    5. Educated to degree standard

    6. Smartly dressed
    7. Enjoys occasional trips to the theatre
    8. Likes the cinema

    9. Good looking

    10. 5'11'' tall


    A spokesperson for UKDating.com, which carried out the study, said: "Although times have changed and people are being more careful with their money these days, women continue to have their standards, and are still determined to seek out single successful men.



    "The fact of the matter is that all single females want to live the dream, and a high-achieving partner is another step in the right direction.



    "Money has now become more important than ever to our members who cite it as one of the key things they are looking for in a man - as well as good looks of course."
    Wahey!! No mention of 'personality' or 'sense of humour', so we're all in with a shout!

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  • Scrag Meister
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    Shame my salary is only £12k.

    What self respecting bloke would drive a hairdresser's car like a TT!!

    I really fancy a Nissan GTR, too much dosh though.

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  • Mich the Tester
    replied
    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    **** it!!!!
    i'm 2 inches too tall
    WHS

    <arrogant git>
    I'm also too highly educated (Postgrad), earn too much and would never drive a hairdresser's car. Besides, I'm taken.
    </arrogant git>

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by CheeseSlice View Post
    I think women do know how to fix their own PCs, but they certainly make it seem like they dont when gullible IT blokes are about!
    Bwaaaahaaaahaaaa!

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  • CheeseSlice
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Or we know how to fix our own PCs
    I think women do know how to fix their own PCs, but they certainly make it seem like they dont when gullible IT blokes are about!

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  • MarillionFan
    replied
    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Ahhhh. He's too young to be out on his own though.
    You two should be on a register!

    Felisphiles!!!

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  • Zippy
    replied
    Originally posted by AtW View Post


    Ahhhh. He's too young to be out on his own though.

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  • doodab
    replied
    You can never have enough lesbians.

    They all get hungry for a bit of cock eventually.

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  • AtW
    replied
    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Or we know how to fix our own PCs


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  • doodab
    replied
    1 out of ten would seem to be acceptable. As long as it's #1 on the list.

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post
    ******* hell. So women dont want a man who can fix their lappie \ pc when they cant get logged on, doesnt want a man who learns from other studs how to make their women orgasm!?

    They must all be lessies then!
    Or we know how to fix our own PCs

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  • BolshieBastard
    replied
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Lol.

    To be fair. It also had top 10 turnoffs in a man

    1.Knows about computers
    2.Watches porn on the Internet
    3. Has piercings
    4. Has a tattoo
    5. Is over 40
    6. Doesn't have a stable job
    7. Corrects peoples spelling & grammar
    8. Appears to know it all
    9. Once played Dungeons and Dragons
    10. Uses LOL in text messages

    Anyone still in with a chance???
    ******* hell. So women dont want a man who can fix their lappie \ pc when they cant get logged on, doesnt want a man who learns from other studs how to make their women orgasm!?

    They must all be lessies then!

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    I notice that the same site has what men want in a woman

    1. Big tits
    Lol.

    To be fair. It also had top 10 turnoffs in a man

    1.Knows about computers
    2.Watches porn on the Internet
    3. Has piercings
    4. Has a tattoo
    5. Is over 40
    6. Doesn't have a stable job
    7. Corrects peoples spelling & grammar
    8. Appears to know it all
    9. Once played Dungeons and Dragons
    10. Uses LOL in text messages

    Anyone still in with a chance???

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  • AtW
    replied
    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Sub 50k went a long, long way in the 70's
    When one gets to 70s one would need more than £50k pension

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post
    To be fair I probably got more action before I was earning over that threshold
    Sub 50k went a long, long way in the 70's

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