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Previously on "Make 50 grand and get laid"
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Shame my salary is only £12k.
What self respecting bloke would drive a hairdresser's car like a TT!!
I really fancy a Nissan GTR, too much dosh though.
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View Post**** it!!!!
i'm 2 inches too tall
<arrogant git>
I'm also too highly educated (Postgrad), earn too much and would never drive a hairdresser's car. Besides, I'm taken.
</arrogant git>
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostOr we know how to fix our own PCs
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Originally posted by Zippy View PostAhhhh. He's too young to be out on his own though.
Felisphiles!!!
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You can never have enough lesbians.
They all get hungry for a bit of cock eventually.
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1 out of ten would seem to be acceptable. As long as it's #1 on the list.
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Originally posted by BolshieBastard View Post******* hell. So women dont want a man who can fix their lappie \ pc when they cant get logged on, doesnt want a man who learns from other studs how to make their women orgasm!?
They must all be lessies then!
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Originally posted by MarillionFan View PostLol.
To be fair. It also had top 10 turnoffs in a man
1.Knows about computers
2.Watches porn on the Internet
3. Has piercings
4. Has a tattoo
5. Is over 40
6. Doesn't have a stable job
7. Corrects peoples spelling & grammar
8. Appears to know it all
9. Once played Dungeons and Dragons
10. Uses LOL in text messages
Anyone still in with a chance???
They must all be lessies then!
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Originally posted by Spacecadet View PostI notice that the same site has what men want in a woman
1. Big tits
To be fair. It also had top 10 turnoffs in a man
1.Knows about computers
2.Watches porn on the Internet
3. Has piercings
4. Has a tattoo
5. Is over 40
6. Doesn't have a stable job
7. Corrects peoples spelling & grammar
8. Appears to know it all
9. Once played Dungeons and Dragons
10. Uses LOL in text messages
Anyone still in with a chance???
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