Reply to: Christmas Wishes

[Boudica]

I don't think you can buy them. You actually have to shag a ginger bloke.

too many times

[doodab]

i love this, if anyone has an unused one i will buy it

I don't think you can buy them. You actually have to shag a ginger bloke.

[Boudica]

http://gingermania.wordpress.com/tag...iscrimination/
i love this, if anyone has an unused one i will buy it

[MarillionFan]

[MarillionFan]

Kids love santa!

[MaryPoppins]

[QUOTE=Santa;1195192]Mary my dear child, you of all people should know this one



But of course, I'm an expert.

[Santa]

I would like a little bit of sleep please.

Mary my dear child, you of all people should know this one

[MaryPoppins]

tell me your wishes

I would like a little bit of sleep please.

[Santa]

Parcelforce?

You've got to think outside the box, and just how big the box is going to be.

I did try FedEx once a long time ago, they are not as impressive as they make you believe.

[Santa]

Dear Santa,

My house doesn't have a chimney, how will you manage the large delivery at the appointed time?

Santa's Magical House Key of course, a key that allows me to enter any house and will only work in my hands (an agreement I have with governments around the world)

[doodab]

Dear Santa,

My house doesn't have a chimney, how will you manage the large delivery at the appointed time?

Dietary fibre. Museli is a good choice.

I don't have a chimney but I manage to make a large delivery most mornings.

I'm going to make another one in a bit.

[SupremeSpod]

Dear Santa,

My house doesn't have a chimney, how will you manage the large delivery at the appointed time?

Parcelforce?

You've got to think outside the box, and just how big the box is going to be.

[Cliphead]

Dear Santa,

My house doesn't have a chimney, how will you manage the large delivery at the appointed time?

[chef]

Ahh Threaded, an esteemed friend of mine, I have not seen him for many years. We are very similar you know, but not in the way you might expect.

HoHoHo

I do believe though that he quite looks up to me, what with his time travel endeavors, but I think our main similarity lies in the love of a good homemade mince pie

Yes yes my dear friend Threaded, it would be good to see him again.

Hi DP

[Santa]

I can smell Steak and Kidney as well, I assumed it was coming from the kitchen.

Ahh Threaded, an esteemed friend of mine, I have not seen him for many years. We are very similar you know, but not in the way you might expect.

HoHoHo

I do believe though that he quite looks up to me, what with his time travel endeavors, but I think our main similarity lies in the love of a good homemade mince pie

Yes yes my dear friend Threaded, it would be good to see him again.