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A happy one, I trust.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostI have been working like a Japanese prisoner of war.
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Oh god! The very thought!! If you do, there's not going to be a thread from him on 14/09/2011 saying '9 Years'Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostReal contractor then, maybe you could take suityou under your wing.
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Real contractor then, maybe you could take suityou under your wing.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostA very sensible reply there, ap.

Yes, we do all get a bit of down time from time to time, I know. The last time that I had time off in earnest, I almost went blind.
As for pay - thankfully I'm still able to afford the lap dances.
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A very sensible reply there, ap.Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostEveryone has been on the bench at sometime, so I was just asking if your current contract finished.
"working like a Japanese prisoner of war." I hope they were not paying you like one

Yes, we do all get a bit of down time from time to time, I know. The last time that I had time off in earnest, I almost went blind.
As for pay - thankfully I'm still able to afford the lap dances.
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Everyone has been on the bench at sometime, so I was just asking if your current contract finished.Originally posted by Xenophon View PostYou say' back on the bench' as if it is a common position for me to be in!
Xeno Worldwide Amalgamated is going strong. I have been working like a Japanese prisoner of war.
"working like a Japanese prisoner of war." I hope they were not paying you like one
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Them bridges don't build themselves!Originally posted by Xenophon View PostYou say' back on the bench' as if it is a common position for me to be in!
Xeno Worldwide Amalgamated is going strong. I have been working like a Japanese prisoner of war.
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Sound like he got laid last night and this time didn't get caught by his present 'wife/girlfriend/boyfriend/Basset Hound' (*Delete as appropriate)Originally posted by alreadypacked View PostAre you back on the bench Xeno
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