Dilemma

[Clippy]

Neighbour’s cat was doing the usual sneaking around in my back garden again this weekend but this time I got lucky and threw a small pebble at it while it was sitting on the fence. Unfortunately the pebble hit his head and the cat dropped stone dead onto the paving. Obviously my neighbour is going to be suspicious soon with the disappearance of his little furry feline fowl fighter.

Now the question is this: stir fry or casserole?

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I tried a similar feat but failed miserably - see my recent cat sh!tting in flowerbed thread.

[suityou01]

Funny thing is, that's exactly the last thing the neighbour's cat was thinking too!

Whooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!

[hyperD]

I'd get ready to do "a bit of bird".

Funny thing is, that's exactly the last thing the neighbour's cat was thinking too!

[suityou01]

Neighbour’s cat was doing the usual sneaking around in my back garden again this weekend but this time I got lucky and threw a small pebble at it while it was sitting on the fence. Unfortunately the pebble hit his head and the cat dropped stone dead onto the paving. Obviously my neighbour is going to be suspicious soon with the disappearance of his little furry feline fowl fighter.

Now the question is this: stir fry or casserole?

These things have a habit of coming out in the wash. I'd get ready to do "a bit of bird".

[shaunbhoy]

Unfortunately the pebble hit his head and the cat dropped stone dead onto the paving.

Unfortunately?????

[Cliphead]

Supposedly a true story...

Woman's in the kitchen when her dog appears with next door's rabbit in its mouth, dead and in a bit of a state - blood, dirt, matted fur.

In a panic before the neighbour gets home from work and finds out she gets the rabbit from the dog, into the sink for a cleanup and a blow dry to fluff it up again. She sneaks round to the neighbours garden and places it back in the hutch hoping that they'll think it died naturally.

Later that evening there's a bit of a commotion, police car outside, crying kids. She gets talking to the neighbour over the garden fence. Apparently the rabbit had died the day before and the kids had buried it with some ceremony and flowers. Some sick bastard had dug it and put it back in its hutch so they called the police.

[MarillionFan]

Drop it in a bag and leave outside their front door later tonight with the note '**** with me again, next time it's one of your kids!'

[Paddy]

[FiveTimes]

Now the question is this: stir fry or casserole?

Drop it in the wheelie bin

[hyperD]

Neighbour’s cat was doing the usual sneaking around in my back garden again this weekend but this time I got lucky and threw a small pebble at it while it was sitting on the fence. Unfortunately the pebble hit his head and the cat dropped stone dead onto the paving. Obviously my neighbour is going to be suspicious soon with the disappearance of his little furry feline fowl fighter.

Now the question is this: stir fry or casserole?