To beer or not to beer, that is the question

[Cliphead]

All the world's a bar,
And all the men and women merely punters:
They have their beers and their wines;
And there's never any munters.

[PRC1964]

Are you going to have it with Pogle?

[mudskipper]

All the world's a bar,
And all the men and women merely punters:
They have their beers and their wines;
And one man in his time drinks many pints.

[Zippy]

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of an outrageous hangover,
Or to take arms against the beers in the fridge
and leave them there till tomorrow?

We few, we happy few, we band of brothers;
For he today that drinks his beer with me
Shall be my brother; be he ne'er so vile,
This day shall gentle his condition;
And gentlemen in England now abed
Shall think themselves accurs'd they were not here,
And hold their manhoods cheap while any speaks
That drank with us upon Friday.

[doodab]

Whether 'tis nobler in the mind to suffer
The slings and arrows of an outrageous hangover,
Or to take arms against the beers in the fridge
and leave them there till tomorrow?