tut,tut,tut,tut,tut,tut,tut,tut,tut,tut,tut,tut,tu t,tut,tut,tut,tut,tut

[Shimano105]

You're a Shiela?

[MarillionFan]

I've got a bit of a sniffle today.
Every 5 seconds my new colleague, a quite arrogant contractor, keeps tutting.

I mean
He's argumentative and is a terrible bore
He has terrible teeth with a large cleft jaw

He’s a Scotsman, Scotsman, Scotsman
He’s a Scotsman

He Has knobbly knees and turned out toes
He Has a scabby wart at the end of his nose

He’s a Scotsman, Scotsman, Scotsman
He’s a Scotsman

He Has whisky breath & his hands are unsteady,
He tuts a lot and he's got Suityous teddy

He’s a Scotsman, Scotsman, Scotsman
He’s a Scotsman, Scotsman, Scotsman
He’s a Sc…oo…oo…oo…tsman
He’s a Scotsman!


Julia Donaldson.