Reply to: Singhr's fashion tips #1 - pronstar shoes

[singhr]

FTFY

My wife always complains I am getting under her feet when we are in the kitchen. Which reminds me of an old joke:

Q. Why are men like floor tiles?

A. Lay them right first time and you can walk all over them for years.

[alreadypacked]

I have never noticed that, but then again I don't spend enough time underneath ladies' feet.

FTFY

[thunderlizard]

The one that has been bugging me lately is the fact that some wearers of high heel shoes (mostly women) forget to unpeel the price tag from under the sole.

I have never noticed that, but then again I spend relatively little time underneath ladies' feet.

[minestrone]

Brown brogues should be kept for country and tweed clothing, never on a business suit.

*cough* old boy was director of a massive shoe chain *cough*

[Mich the Tester]

Never brown in the town.

Hunter wellies (green) for countrywear. Possibly brown walking boots.

[cailin maith]

<Catherine Tate>

How very dare you! I have never been so insulted in all my life.

<Catherine Tate>

Hey - you are back!

[cailin maith]

As I gad about town I often notice people making mistakes in their attire that could easily be remedied with a little attention to detail. The one that has been bugging me lately is the fact that some wearers of high heel shoes (mostly women) forget to unpeel the price tag from under the sole.
Now in the same way that some people put the empty champagne bottles sticking out from their wheelie bins for the neighbours to envy, I can understand if you are wearing a pair of Jimmy Choos or Manolo Blahnik's you may want to flaunt it but if the label screams Dolcis sale and has had the price marked down a couple of times it can spoil the overall effect of an otherwise smart outfit.

You can often see a similar phenomenon in low budget pron films but I guess that can be a useful distraction while you wait for the 'money shot'.

Stay tuned for more of Singhr's fashion tips.

My pet hate too

[oracleslave]

Are you Dutch?

<Catherine Tate>

How very dare you! I have never been so insulted in all my life.

<Catherine Tate>

[minestrone]

Never brown in the town.

[mudskipper]

NO, NO, NO.

NEVER.

I was allowing for teachers.

[Mich the Tester]

Buying shoes is a tough job for a girl.

There's pointy shoes, flat shoes, high heel shoes, wedge shoes, strappy shoes, buckle shoes, slip on shoes, slip off shoes, red shoes, blue shoes, interview shoes, career shoes, knock 'em dead shoes, **** me shoes, **** you shoes just for starters.

Blokes also have a choice. Black or brown.

NO, NO, NO.

NEVER.

[sasguru]

Campsite?

Are you Dutch?

He meant camp site. He's gay.

[mudskipper]

Buying shoes is a tough job for a girl.

There's pointy shoes, flat shoes, high heel shoes, wedge shoes, strappy shoes, buckle shoes, slip on shoes, slip off shoes, red shoes, blue shoes, interview shoes, career shoes, knock 'em dead shoes, **** me shoes, **** you shoes just for starters.

Blokes also have a choice. Black or brown.

[Mich the Tester]

And these

Useful for taking a shower in a campsite and that's about it.

Campsite?

Are you Dutch?

[oracleslave]

Gladiator sandals - fooking ugly things
Also hate the sight of these things

And these

Useful for taking a shower in a campsite and that's about it.