Stiff.
Found in cornfield in centre of crop circle.
Only path to centre made by paramedics.
Cue twighlight zone music...
Stiff in morgue.
White tapeworm thing exits body via mouth.
Really choice tv.
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Guest repliedLiving abroad, cant get UK TV at the mo.
Graphic details please
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Guest repliedYeuh... but I couldn't look away...:x
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Guest repliedDid the congregation enjoy the tapeworm moment on CSI last night?
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Guest repliedIan McShane was in one of the Bab5 movies that SciFi showed a couple of months ago.
His role in "Deadwood" doesn't quite match the "Lovejoy" character...
2nd series starts on Sunday 10th July.
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Guest repliedNever thought I'd get the hots for Hugh Laurie - weird.
House is v. good though - an antidote to angelic doctors in ER...
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Guest replied>> "Deadwood" with that nice Ian McShane returns soon...
Ah, Lovejoy. Mmmm, antiques... murder, mystery. Good old classic 80's entertainment.
He's about 63 now - been in loadsa stuff including a brief stinit in Babylon 5 - checkout
www.imdb.com/name/nm0574534/
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Guest repliedFcuking Deadwood's back soon, fcuking great!
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Guest repliedDavid Threlfall 'Frank' is RSC classically trained actor, also seen in Master and Commander as a nasty piece of work ditto Patriot Games
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Guest replied"Deadwood" with that nice Ian McShane returns soon...
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Guest repliedWatched "Escape to the Legion" last night on Channel 4 (9-10pm).
Great program about basic! training in the French Foreign Legion.
Don't think I'll be joining.
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Guest replied> bring back, Dad's Army, Only Fools and Horses, BlackAdder to name but a few
They do.
Frequently.
And have the bloody cheek to charge a licence fee for stuff I already paid to see the past 10 years over.
Not quite so brazen as Murdoch though - he charges £40 a month or more for endless repeats of all sorts of tulipe, more hours of grainy WW2 footage than the actuality, a few naff films, and 24 hours of sport for couch potatoes who'd have a heart attack if they ever got off their lard and kicked a ball (for some just getting off their lard would do it)
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Guest repliedYour average Brit-Chav family then :\Shameless is packed with sex, drugs, gratuitous violence, love and scams. Chaos ensues with more tales of how one extraordinary family goes about its normal everyday life.
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Guest repliedThe Black & White Minstrel Show!
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Guest repliedMorecambe and Wise, Bob Monkhouse and Benny Hill
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