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Previously on "Have you swallowed a dictionary ?"

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  • doodab
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    I always wondered where the phrase "tulip eating grin" originated.

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by FiveTimes View Post
    I never knew Sas was that old !
    Almost as old as the jokes in this thread!

    Dinosaur.
    Laughed.
    Fell.

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  • FiveTimes
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    When Sas was 8 his best friend, 'Buster bumhole', smoked.
    mind you, he was 29 and the local parish priest




    I never knew Sas was that old !

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  • Boudica
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    When Sas was 8 his best friend, 'Buster bumhole', smoked.
    mind you, he was 29 and the local parish priest




    o dear

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by Doggy Styles View Post
    When we were 8 my friend Grenville Holman's favourite insult was bloody sod. And he smoked.
    When Sas was 8 his best friend, 'Buster bumhole', smoked.
    mind you, he was 29 and the local parish priest




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  • Doggy Styles
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    When we were 8 my friend Grenville Holman's favourite insult was bloody sod. And he smoked.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    'You'll get the flat or the round'

    that was a threat, meaning you would be slippered, with either the sole or the heel (your choice)



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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    one of our best insults was 'soft sh1 te', or 'soft lad'. soft sh1 te



    Yes I see your lot were really thick, like. And probably soft to boot.

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  • EternalOptimist
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    Originally posted by sasguru View Post
    Were your lot thick then?
    one of our best insults was 'soft sh1 te', or 'soft lad'. soft sh1 te



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  • sasguru
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    Originally posted by EternalOptimist View Post
    We had a saying when I was little. 'Hey , have you swallered a dictionary or what ?'

    for when someone used big words, or said something clever




    Were your lot thick then?

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  • EternalOptimist
    started a topic Have you swallowed a dictionary ?

    Have you swallowed a dictionary ?

    We had a saying when I was little. 'Hey , have you swallered a dictionary or what ?'

    for when someone used big words, or said something clever

    another one was 'yer eyes are bigger than yer belly'

    for when we asked for more food than we could possibly eat



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