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Almost as old as the jokes in this thread!Originally posted by FiveTimes View PostI never knew Sas was that old !
Dinosaur.
Laughed.
Fell.
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When Sas was 8 his best friend, 'Buster bumhole', smoked.Originally posted by Doggy Styles View PostWhen we were 8 my friend Grenville Holman's favourite insult was bloody sod. And he smoked.
mind you, he was 29 and the local parish priest
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When we were 8 my friend Grenville Holman's favourite insult was bloody sod. And he smoked.
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'You'll get the flat or the round'
that was a threat, meaning you would be slippered, with either the sole or the heel (your choice)
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one of our best insults was 'soft sh1 te', or 'soft lad'. soft sh1 teOriginally posted by sasguru View PostWere your lot thick then?
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Have you swallowed a dictionary ?
We had a saying when I was little. 'Hey , have you swallered a dictionary or what ?'
for when someone used big words, or said something clever
another one was 'yer eyes are bigger than yer belly'
for when we asked for more food than we could possibly eat
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