Have you swallowed a dictionary ?

[doodab]

I always wondered where the phrase "tulip eating grin" originated.

[MarillionFan]

I never knew Sas was that old !

Almost as old as the jokes in this thread!

Dinosaur.
Laughed.
Fell.

[FiveTimes]

When Sas was 8 his best friend, 'Buster bumhole', smoked.
mind you, he was 29 and the local parish priest

I never knew Sas was that old !

[Boudica]

When Sas was 8 his best friend, 'Buster bumhole', smoked.
mind you, he was 29 and the local parish priest

o dear

[EternalOptimist]

When we were 8 my friend Grenville Holman's favourite insult was bloody sod. And he smoked.

When Sas was 8 his best friend, 'Buster bumhole', smoked.
mind you, he was 29 and the local parish priest

[Doggy Styles]

When we were 8 my friend Grenville Holman's favourite insult was bloody sod. And he smoked.

[EternalOptimist]

'You'll get the flat or the round'

that was a threat, meaning you would be slippered, with either the sole or the heel (your choice)

[sasguru]

one of our best insults was 'soft sh1 te', or 'soft lad'. soft sh1 te

Yes I see your lot were really thick, like. And probably soft to boot.

[EternalOptimist]

Were your lot thick then?

one of our best insults was 'soft sh1 te', or 'soft lad'. soft sh1 te

[sasguru]

We had a saying when I was little. 'Hey , have you swallered a dictionary or what ?'

for when someone used big words, or said something clever

Were your lot thick then?

[EternalOptimist]

We had a saying when I was little. 'Hey , have you swallered a dictionary or what ?'

for when someone used big words, or said something clever

another one was 'yer eyes are bigger than yer belly'

for when we asked for more food than we could possibly eat