Reply to: Work colleagues

[Churchill]

Churchill you are one cheeky dog

And you sound like one horny bitch!

[threaded]

bobsmithldn, I hear code monkeys don't like pink. It could be a good conversation starter. Get them to discuss.

Oh dear, I can hear it now, so to cut a long story short: would that be because they prefer the brown?

How's it like cruising round Hoyland nowadays?

[Rebecca Loos]

Churchill you are one cheeky dog

[Churchill]

Thank you LB
I thought I'd try and steer this thread away from the "touching meself" direction....

On the subject of touching oneself, shouldn't you be at that stage RL? It is Wednesday...

[NorthernMonkey]

NorthernMonkey moving south

bobsmithldn, I hear code monkeys don't like pink. It could be a good conversation starter. Get them to discuss.

[sasguru]

Thank you LB
I thought I'd try and steer this thread away from the "touching meself" direction....

Why, it's perfectly natural. Are you telling us you've never done it?

[Francko]

Thank you LB
I thought I'd try and steer this thread away from the "touching meself" direction....

Women.... always spoiling all the fun....

[Rebecca Loos]

Thank you LB
I thought I'd try and steer this thread away from the "touching meself" direction....

[Lucifer Box]

I quite fancy the young eager contractor who's been sat on his own in the corner of the room
But the shy little mouse won't talk to me even though he looks at me quite a lot

I salute you, Becs. You're so sharp today I fear you are in danger of cutting yourself.

[sasguru]

It makes you smart, that's for sure. No point wasting your own time when someone else will pay you to do it.

I'm off to touch meself.
(Sadly unused expression nowadays)

[Rebecca Loos]

I quite fancy the young eager contractor who's been sat on his own in the corner of the room
But the shy little mouse won't talk to me even though he looks at me quite a lot

[Lucifer Box]

Never thought of this before, but if you crack one off in company time, does that make you a prossie? After all you're getting paid for it.

It makes you smart, that's for sure. No point wasting your own time when someone else will pay you to do it.

[sasguru]

Never thought of this before, but if you crack one off in company time, does that make you a prossie? After all you're getting paid for it.

[Lucifer Box]

noone in the office at the mo.

sat her on my own, with my manager + some IT bods in another office room.

Well start writing that lurve letter to the chick in admin then. Or, even better, saunter on over and ask her if she fancies a coffee.

Alternatively, go to the bogs and crack one off. Can't waste that "alone in the office" time you know.

[MrsGoof]

One of my colleagues has got really wonderfully large breasts.

man boobs !