Reply to: The UK weather at the weekend

[shaunbhoy]

Sounds like you're some sort of pen-pusher in a defence industry that's shortly to get pruned down drastically.

If only kudos could be doled out for how far out one could be with their predictions. Sadly, it is not, and thus you remain the clueless duffer we all know and love so much.

Must try harder sasguru...............not the first time you'll have heard THAT I'll warrant!

[sasguru]

...but I am inclined to believe my Security Clearance may be adversely affected. :

Come now, you're hardly likely to be a rocket scientist.
Sounds like you're some sort of pen-pusher in a defence industry that's shortly to get pruned down drastically.
Then it'll be time to put into practice what you suggest on your other thread.

[shaunbhoy]

we all know I was right first time.

Page 1, Paragraph 1, of "Unlikely Phrases".




I would give out a few more details, but I am inclined to believe my Security Clearance may be adversely affected. Wouldn't want it becoming common knowledge that I was elaborating on what I do to someone whose background was so strongly influenced by creatures whose diet was likely to include quite so many bananas!

[sasguru]

embarrassed




You, of all posters, ought to have that ingrained by now.

I notice you carefully avoid answering the question.
It makes no odds, we all know I was right first time.
Never mind, technology is improving - perhaps soon they'll invent a drug that boosts your IQ so you can get above your knuckle-dragging subsistence level.

[shaunbhoy]

Oh Dear! Too embarassed to tell us how you earn your £30K a year?
Not surprising.

embarrassed




You, of all posters, ought to have that ingrained by now.

[sasguru]

Life is too short for me to even begin to try and explain what I do to a troglodyte like you. Suffice it to say it is a bit more highbrow than creating the tacky Powerpoint Presentations that are the pinnacle of your working day.

Oh Dear! Too embarassed to tell us how you earn your £30K a year?
Not surprising.

[SupremeSpod]

It's pissing down in Swindon. Looks like winter.

[shaunbhoy]

What I do is crunch a few numbers together to produce whatever graphs my Boss asks for.

FTFY

Please remind us what you do for a living?

Life is too short for me to even begin to try and explain what I do to a troglodyte like you. Suffice it to say it is a bit more highbrow than creating the tacky Powerpoint Presentations that are the pinnacle of your working day.

[sasguru]

Linky? Or just more wild speculative hogwash?
Can you rustle me up a Hockeystick Graph with this conclusion displayed? Silly question.........of course you can. Hell that is what you do!!

What I do, and get paid handsomely for, is to use applied mathematics and other techniques to draw conclusions from large amounts of raw data.
Please remind us what you do for a living?

[shaunbhoy]

SB, all your verbiage doesn't change the fact that you're bottom of the earnings food chain around here.
And there's a reason for that, you know.


HTH.

Linky? Or just more wild speculative hogwash?
Can you rustle me up a Hockeystick Graph with this conclusion displayed? Silly question.........of course you can. Hell that is what you do!!

[sasguru]

some doglike yapping

SB, all your verbiage doesn't change the fact that you're bottom of the earnings food chain around here.
And there's a reason for that, you know.


HTH.

[shaunbhoy]

It was only this morning I realised the significance of THIS weekend.

Makes no difference to me as Monday is a working day.

Have no fear, sasguru will be along shortly to explain it all.
On the topic of sasguru, there was something I was hoping he could clear up.
Just what manner of person would be the least bit interested in "hunting" for his particular head?
The only thing that springs to mind is some obsessive Curio Collector with a penchant for collecting hollow bulletproof Baccy containers that might also double as something one could use to frighten the grandchildren with on dark nights?

[HairyArsedBloke]

It was only this morning I realised the significance of THIS weekend.

Makes no difference to me as Monday is a working day.

[Francko]

I of course will be in Switzerland where the temps will be 20 degrees.

That's in the cold part in Switzerland whereby in the hot part of Switzerland will be more like 30 degrees.

[TimberWolf]

Who cancelled summer?

13° C FFS. A bit nippy. And wet.