Reply to: The official "I was interviewd by BBC TV about my Plan B" thread

[Cliphead]

You should be excluded from this on the grounds of being a professional. It's a bit like having Sid James on the board.

Amateurs only.

F-cking Cliphead pissed on my bonfire grumble grumble.....

Still counts as a Plan B no?

[MarillionFan]

Been on the TV & radio countless times in many countries. Lots of BBC appearances recorded and live, still get the occasional royalty payments.

You should be excluded from this on the grounds of being a professional. It's a bit like having Sid James on the board.

Amateurs only.

F-cking Cliphead pissed on my bonfire grumble grumble.....

[Cliphead]

Been on the TV & radio countless times in many countries. Lots of BBC appearances recorded and live, still get the occasional royalty payments.

[AtW]

3) I was in a crowd in a Bollywood movie when I was travelling.

That was the role more appropriate to your talents.

[MarillionFan]

I've been on TV twice in my time and once in a film.

1) I once had a walk-on part in Grange Hill in the 1980s. I was stood in a crowd behind Gripper when he was giving one of the pupils a slap
2) I was in a Sky TV sports Foosball competition that got cancelled after 3 episodes. (I am a member of the BTFA btw)
3) I was in a crowd in a Bollywood movie when I was travelling.

[Clippy]

Remember this isn't like your police interview. You don't need to say 'no comment' to this one.

Some additional tips.

1. Don't mention Squirrels
2. Don't mention that you once voted Communist!
3. Don't go on about house prices

and

4. Don't wear those bloody night goggles.

5. Lose the 70's porno tache

6. Breathe in as TV 'adds 10lbs to you'

7. Refrain from using the comb-over method to hide your bald patch


Sod it, just hire a good looking PR agent to do the interview!

[AtW]

So, AtW, we can look forward to a lucid and open description of what M12 is and does?

Or just the usual "I'm not telling, mind your business, my customers know who I am anyway" ?

This reverse psychology malarkey works a charm, eh?

[mudskipper]

I was on that National Lottery show with the '49ers' a few years back. Got through to second round so had friendly chat about wine on Saturday prime time with that nice Mr Schofield.

[MarillionFan]

Remember this isn't like your police interview. You don't need to say 'no comment' to this one.

Some additional tips.

1. Don't mention Squirrels
2. Don't mention that you once voted Communist!
3. Don't go on about house prices

and

4. Don't wear those bloody night goggles.

[Platypus]

So, AtW, we can look forward to a lucid and open description of what M12 is and does?

Or just the usual "I'm not telling, mind your business, my customers know who I am anyway" ?

[BoredBloke]

Actually we were in the sun the following day also when Stephen Gately (the dead one from boysown) gave us a slide and climbing frame.

[AtW]

only local though.

Local is pretty good achievement also.

[BoredBloke]

My wife and son were on the BBC news, only local though. I was in the Sun with the sprog when he was little. That was national and also was covered in the Irish copy of the sun

[doodab]

I was interviewed by BBC TV once. It never made it on to the telly, but I expect it will turn up on a comedy out-take show at some point.

[chef]

yawn, done already and fail.. I thought this was going to be another interesting thread by WXMan and his storm chasing..