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MaryPoppins replied

9 August 2010, 09:35
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

Evening AtW. Hows the bairn?

Morning Wilmslow! He's gorg, thanking you.
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MarillionFan replied

8 August 2010, 19:32
Originally posted by MaryPoppins View Post

It truly is the case that there are only about 5 real posters on this board.

Evening AtW. Hows the bairn?
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MaryPoppins replied

8 August 2010, 19:16
It truly is the case that there are only about 5 real posters on this board.
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Shimano105 replied

7 August 2010, 22:18
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

As it happens. I've been to prison twice in my years. Not a nice place.

Not surprised with your taste in music
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Boudica replied

7 August 2010, 20:16
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

As it happens. I've been to prison twice in my years. Not a nice place.

ouch!

does it not affect your crb etc?
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MarillionFan replied

7 August 2010, 19:22
Originally posted by Boudica View Post

is that instead of spending time in the big house?

As it happens. I've been to prison twice in my years. Not a nice place.
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Boudica replied

7 August 2010, 19:18
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I do it once a week as it happens.

Part of my community service.

is that instead of spending time in the big house?
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MarillionFan replied

7 August 2010, 19:02
Originally posted by Boudica View Post

I'm still recovering from the idea of mf delivering meals on wheels

imagine if you complained!

I do it once a week as it happens.

Part of my community service.
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shaunbhoy replied

7 August 2010, 18:55
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Nice. Looking forward to buying a new hat.

Well if you are planning to spend much time round so-fooking-dim, you'd best make it a "brown one".
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Zippy replied

7 August 2010, 18:48
Originally posted by SofaKingdom View Post

I feel a connection. Are you single?

Nice. Looking forward to buying a new hat.
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Boudica replied

7 August 2010, 18:45
I'm still recovering from the idea of mf delivering meals on wheels

imagine if you complained!
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SofaKingdom replied

7 August 2010, 18:43
Originally posted by shaunbhoy View Post

FFS up your game you tedious shirtlifter!!

I feel a connection. Are you single?
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shaunbhoy replied

7 August 2010, 18:37
Originally posted by SofaKingdom View Post

No that doesn't help. Good suggestion for you though given you're a loser tired of life.

Are you ever going to contribute anything original or witty? You are like a dripping tap...........background irritation of little relevance. FFS up your game you tedious shirtlifter!!
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MarillionFan replied

7 August 2010, 17:48
Originally posted by Zippy View Post

Jeez!

Can I have a pint of whatever you are drinking please?

Wifebeater
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Zippy replied

7 August 2010, 17:22
Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post

I'm always worried that Martin will someday get pushed over the edge by one of the posters on CUK and you'll read about him in the papers about how he snapped tries to beat up a pensioner but gets owned by a 90 year old and then tries to top himself by downing a single malt whisky and four paracetemo only to accidently trip down the stairs trying to find a pencil sharpener for his attention seeking suicide note!

Nobody would want that on their conscience....

Well if you had one that is.

Jeez!

Can I have a pint of whatever you are drinking please?
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