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Previously on "An alternative to the dancing banana?"

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Oh soooooooooo quiet. Soooooooo quiet................

    Well whats that......It's a lady, a rotund lady, shes, shes, singing, shes singing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    Nice one Brunhilde

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Much as I would lke to agree with you, I don't think s/he did.

    It's oh so quiet, shhhh, shhhh
    It's oh so still, shhhh, shhhh
    Oh soooooooooo quiet. Soooooooo quiet................

    Well whats that......It's a lady, a rotund lady, shes, shes, singing, shes singing!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Lightship
    You broke it, didn't you? You broke the counting thread.
    Much as I would lke to agree with you, I don't think s/he did.

    It's oh so quiet, shhhh, shhhh
    It's oh so still, shhhh, shhhh

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Whatever floats yer boat.
    If it didnt float, it wouldn't be a boat, it would be a sub! Mmmmmmmm. Turkey sub.........

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by OwlHoot View Post
    Me too. Is it a dancing cherry?
    Whatever floats yer boat.

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Look it's bad enough you're talking tulipe football, without resorting to tulipe English.

    Remember! When you speak the mother tongue it's not Irish! It's not Scottish. It's not Welsh...

    You speak ENGLISH!!!!! Better you remember that Johnny!
    Sook ma boabie...

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Sook ma boabie...
    Look it's bad enough you're talking tulipe football, without resorting to tulipe English.

    Remember! When you speak the mother tongue it's not Irish! It's not Scottish. It's not Welsh...

    You speak ENGLISH!!!!! Better you remember that Johnny!

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post
    Northern savage speak. Have you not been rehabilitated?
    You understood!

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by Cliphead View Post
    Sook ma boabie...
    Northern savage speak. Have you not been rehabilitated?

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  • Cliphead
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Excellent. Two posters talking about tulipe football teams.

    Please carry on.
    Sook ma boabie...

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  • OwlHoot
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    Originally posted by suityou01 View Post



    I quite like it.
    Me too. Is it a dancing cherry?

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Zippy View Post
    Oh MarilionFan <disappointed sigh> . After all you have said ...

    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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  • Zippy
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    Originally posted by Lightship
    .....and playing with himself in the counting thread.
    Oh MarilionFan <disappointed sigh> . After all you have said ...

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  • suityou01
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    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaar rrttttt

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  • MarillionFan
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    Originally posted by Lightship
    .....and playing with himself in the counting thread.
    Shhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

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